Penny: “I’m a Pisces so that should tell you everything about me.”
Sheldon: “Yes, it tells me that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun’s apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality.”
@Sexy Homunculus, The one time laughter was appropriate but they had it laugh at the joke, not Penny's stupidity.
@Sexy Homunculus, Rick Sanchez is Sheldon but better. Change my mind.
@Sexy Homunculus, thank god u added the laugh track otherwise I wouldn’t have known when to laugh
Required Materials for the Semester:
1 Pair of Ugg Boots (tan or Brown)
1 Starbucks Mug
1 White Turtleneck Sweater
2 DVDs of Eat, Pray, Love (1 for home and 1 for class)
and 1 Smartphone for selfies
@Sir Loin, what about a bunch of daddy issues?
@BigJohnson86, let’s hope so!
@USMC83, brings bf home for Thanksgiving. BF: She calls ME daddy, now. *Insert required “woo” noise*
@Sir Loin, u forgot one pair of black leggings and one flannel shirt to wrap around your waist
My roommate asked me a bunch of questions to look at my star chart and now whenever she introduces me to her friends she goes “this is my roommate the Pisces Pisces Pisces” and they all nod knowingly... it’s terrifying.
@P Sherman, maybe you need to find a new apartment
This reminds me of that one time I accidentally used a public restroom for women.
"All the other times were on purpose?"
That's not what I meant.
What class is this and where can I apply?
@troubled panda, probably psychology 101
@troubled panda, idk man, feels like there's cheaper ways to meet women then spending 700$ on a class
@RomeoStealYoGurl, who said I need to actually take the class to show up?
Maybe in other classes it work, but I feel like the teacher would be like "why is there a guy here?"
@troubled panda, it clearly says astrology class
@RomeoStealYoGurl, to try and laid obviously
I can already smell the pumpkin spice
Find the Virgo or Pisces section and got to town.
@sullywow, r they supposed to be easy or something
Where da white women at?
@Atomicking74, have u checked the astrology class
Even the professor, smh
Asian guy on the left
“No one understands me.”
Damn I wish I took an astrology class in college... probably still wouldn’t have gotten laid but it’s worth a shot
Girls looking for an easy credit vs. weird girls?
I can’t see what’s on the slide to confirm “astrology class”. Whatever this class is on, it definitely attracts a ‘type’.