Look if I'm getting up at 6am just replace a handle with noose and you got a deal
@voided sanity, you gotta pay extra for that
@Mr Star, Paying extra to die? What is this, America?
@voided sanity, I know right. If I sleep in that late I feel like dying too
Wouldn't you just...rip a hole in your ceiling?
@StoneFarb, not if it was attached to a truss
@StoneFarb, you gotta know somebody that really knows your wood
But can you use it to hang yourself? Asking for a friend…
You better attach it to my hand because I sure as hell won’t reach for it
That would actually be great
“Wake up wench”, that’s what I tell my wife when she sleeps in past 9:00
You assume I have the strength to hold on?