You’re literally Spider-Man. Get any other date
@Lord Cthulhu, He got shafted too many times to try again
@Georgis Khan, spider peg?
Zendaya is a babe. Tom is a lucky man
@Petersquatch, Zendaya looks like a dude
@Captain Rumble, she look like a pretty ass dude then
@Lying Cat, but a dude nonetheless
@Petersquatch, i second this, zendaya is hot
Canonically, Peter loses Gwen prior to getting MJ. So that version of Spider-Man just hasn’t met MJ yet.
“Go home, Spidey. You’re drunk.”