It's actually diarrhea
Jason vs Kevin from Home Alone, who would win??
@Sortofslobro, Robot Chicken already did this with Michael Myers. It didn't end well for Kevin.
Gonna really suck when the prankster dies and turns into a real ghost.
Great. More substantial proof that excrement makes for effective self-defense. Just what my teetering-on-the-edge-of-insanity mind needed.
@Empshok, hey if it works for animals it might work for you
Too much detail, must have happened
My cowardice has turned me into a God!
Do monsters and demosn care if they get shyt all over them when ripping you open? Do they leave your entrails on them?