So if I buy 4 I will have 200% chance of winning so I will double the grand prize! Yes I can beat the system!!!
@Racist Arab, and that explains why the lottery is a tax on stupidity
This hurts so much I can't not laugh
@carguy25, So it you were on fire you'd be laughing hysterically?
@member berry, even more so because I'm a pyro
It's like saying you have a 50/50 chance of either living or dying and 50+50= immortality.
@Weeee, But do you have a second ticket?
@Weeee, or SuperDeath collects your soul, body, everyone's memories of you, and any evidence you ever existed at all.
That hit me right in the normal distribution
The stupid, it IT HURTS!!
Math checks out
@Michael Fassbender, idk, man. I'd trust it if you were some sort of A Math Dealer, but you're just a dude from LSU. (I think you're there. You support then anyway)
@mas2de, I'm not just a dude. I'm a fratguy
@Michael Fassbender, Oh. Well that sucks.
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This is sooooo not how statistics work
@TheKen42, as someone who has an opinion, this is how statistics work
I recently won one hundred dollars in a lottery ticket. I pre-ordered Dead Rising 4.
@Zognoid, and they say money can't buy happiness
I'm sorry... That's not how probability works...
This that common core thing I've been hearing about?
Morons, morons everywhere (meme)