RIPtyler643 I truly wonder about how you feel. You are an absolute bottle of the barrel scum bag, that’s obvious. And I bet you tell yourself this is fun. But can it really be a good feeling, being hated and loathed by so many? I don’t think it can be nice, deep down. You are such a sad, pathetic little being that I genuinely feel sorry for you. If the highlight of your life is trolling and being hated on a Funnypics app, I can’t think of a lower state of existence. Amoebae have more raison d’être than you.
@Dr Crowntwig, big words for someone lecturing a stranger on the internet like a school marm with a thesaurus fetish.
@Needless Contrarian, your name is accurate considering you don't know what's happening
@Needless Contrarian, lecturing? Maybe you should use a dictionary to look up that word? (That was lecturing) I’m not lecturing him. I’m expressing disdain and also a genuine interest in how that little person is actually feeling. Because he can’t be alright. Also, I’m Swedish so I’m not great at everyday jargon in English. What I write tends to sound like school English because for me it is.
@Dr Crowntwig, why are you bringing him up though? Just ignore it and move on.
@TheMediocreHulk, you are right. Of course you are, but I couldn’t help myself. Been on the “don’t feed the trolls” side for decades but he got under my skin. Sorry ‘bout that.
@Needless Contrarian, He didn't even use any big words, other than maybe "Amoebae"? Though that's not even a very advanced word. Middle schoolers taking biology know what an amoeba is. The fact that you couldn't spell it before reading his melodramatic comment doesn't make it a big word, it just makes you stupid. Not ignorant, stupid. They are not synonyms. Not that you would know given your apparent disdain for thesauruses. Ignorance could be forgiven, due to it's well meaning connotation. You do not mean well. Therefore you are stupid, and cannot be forgiven for your run on sentence. Nor for your hypocrisy, given that you just called him out on the internet for calling someone out on the internet. The only difference between you and he, is that he probably didn't have to google the spelling for his username when creating it. I'll give you props on your name though, it describes you perfectly. Needless, which I'm sure you're unaware is a synonym for unnecessary.
@KermitSmash, Convenient, given that most would consider Contrarian to be synonymous with asshole. Making you, in most people's opinions, an unnecessary asshole.
@Dr Crowntwig, comments like this say he’s winning at trolling. So much time wasted just to send him a message he will probably never read lmao
@Dr Crowntwig, what’s the backstory to this?
@i now work at ford, I know, I know. Please read my above comments, I regret letting him get under my skin.
@KermitSmash, to you as well, I want to reiterate that I regret letting a troll win. I usually don’t let them get under my skin. This is one persistent and particularly obnoxious one though.
@Dr Crowntwig, no apology to any of us necessary, and thank you for considering the criticism rather than flying into a rage.
@Needless Contrarian, Constructive criticism requires there to be an explanation of potential solution presented in an inoffensive manner. You literally did the opposite of that. Every word of your comment was designed to be an insult, from start to finish. Hence why I said you can't even claim ignorance, because you didn't have good intentions. And you certainly can't claim a moral high ground. In fact, that attempt at hiding within the crowd to play the victim was one of the most pathetically insecure things I've witnessed in my 12 years with this community. He didn't even apologize to you, he rebutted you. You didn't even have the fortitude to insult me directly in your response. All you could manage was a half assed jab in a reply towards someone that wasn't even talking to you. And honestly, I'm not even angry right now. I just don't like you. It seems like every time I see your stupidly snarky username in the comments you have nothing of merit to contribute.
Your whole demeanor reeks of IFunny, and I took that personally.
@Dr Crowntwig, We all have our pet peeves, maybe you can tell already what mine is. Everybody learns at some point not to engage the trolls. I refuse, however, to cut any slack to pseudo intellectuals when they try to punch out of their weight class. Especially when their need for validation aligns them with one of the trolls we're trying to starve. Your English is great by the way. There's nothing wrong with being educated enough to write with proper grammar, and there's nothing sadder than a native speaker that fails to do so. Trust me, dumbing your language down to match the dialect of internet morons just gives them more confidence in their opinions.
@KermitSmash, thank you for your rather colorful example of the exact sort of attitude we're discussing.
@Needless Contrarian, And what sort of attitude is that exactly? Who is "we"? You haven't been apart of any actual discussion.
@Needless Contrarian, Do you just content yourself with spewing vague statements that have no substance behind them? Nothing you've said has had any logic or thought process to go along with it.
@KermitSmash, you're so dangerously close to right about that one. You and I haven't had a discourse. Instead, you've just been frothing at me and hurling adhom rather than engaging with the actual substance of any prior message. I don't know what this poison you hold is, or why you hold it. What I do know though, is that trying to spit it on the people around you is not a path forward.
To answer your first question, by the by, if it isn't already crystalline: if you don't give people attention that seek it, they'll find some other tragedy to endure. But, giving them what they want encourages them to return. Perhaps, if you stopped amusing me with those walls of text, we could be somewhere else right now, but, here we are.
We can learn from this, or you can just keep vomiting insults at me, she to others about me. Great look, by the way. Your call.
@Needless Contrarian, I think I have cancer from trying to interpret that. This is what I meant by pseudo intellectual. I'm fairly certain I made it clear early on that my problem is with you personally, not the people around me. Maybe you missed the part where I said I don't like you? You also don't seem to understand the concept of circular logic, and how nonsensical that whole second paragraph is. At least you answered one of my questions, even if you answered it backwards, we have not had discourse because I am not attempting to engage in discourse with you. That's why I asked who exactly you were "discussing" with, because you have not had discourse with me nor anyone else on this post. You kicked it off being a douchebag to OP for no reason, and when I picked apart your logic you reverted to a moral standpoint because you have no leg to stand on. This is a pretty common fallback for low-functioning people that don't know when to shut up.
@KermitSmash, suit yourself. I hope you learn to not be a seething maniac to strangers on the internet unprompted one day, genuinely. It's a far more enjoyable life when people don't live in your head rent-free. Until then? I like it in here. It's roomy.
Green goblin kills aunt May, by the way.
@Needless Contrarian, Pretending that you were a troll the whole time doesn't constitute a win, it just makes me think that you're probably 15.
@KermitSmash, oh good, you're back. I was beginning to miss our little chat. I thought you'd maybe moved on, forgot about me! My little heart broke in two!
@Needless Contrarian, It was pretty interesting how quiet you were when this post was new and heavily trafficked. You're awfully chatty now that it's a couple of days old and most people have seen it already.
@KermitSmash, well I'm not here for the traffic, love. I'm here for you! We have something special, you and I. A permanent bond, like handcuffs, or a parasitic conjoined twin. I just can't quit you, you're proving to be far too fun, and far too unable to take lessons to heart.
@Dr Crowntwig, Just stop feeding the trolls or he will never leave
If you’re still depressed and living with your parents, it’s not because a girl didn’t go out with you in high school, it’s because you didn’t take charge of your life. Build yourself into a man you respect and women will quickly follow!
Omg... The comments here lol. Was like watching two guys sword fight with their cocks in their hands. So ridiculous yet entertaining.
Fvck Pedro Pascal
Then realize that means you're attractive and you've only been letting your own mind get in your way this whole time
“Dodged a bullet.”