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@generic zombie, you must qualify with the Four 6’s level membership for that package. 6 pack abs 6 foot tall 6+ inch member 6 figure income
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@generic zombie, not gonna lie or hate I found that. She's a little crazy but not poke holes in condoms crazy. I dont make much compared to my family but she doesn't know that. I honestly dont know how to be happy though.
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@Runnin with scissors, No one knows how to be happy. It’s our worst disease as humans.
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@generic zombie, you forgot must allow for occasional grabbing the booty
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@Block1187, this is false. I’m pretty much always in a good mood. Get a puppy. If you can’t be happy when he curls up on your chest and makes that cute yawning face then return the puppy and shoot yourself. You’re dead inside
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@BigJohnson86, I buy what you're selling. In any case do you have a gun I could borrow?
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@Runnin with scissors, you want a .22 for a precision shot or you want the .45 to really make a point
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@generic zombie, Is willing to do sex stuff... Throws out rules 1 & 2
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@BigJohnson86, .45 for sure I dont want to have to take two or more shots.
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I'll take 1 cute neko femboy, please
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Gran’dad: “What? When I was YOUR age, boys asked girls…” Guy: “Oh shut it. When you were my age, there were boys and girls.”
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I have opinions about potential girlfriends and wrote a lengthy comment but it got deleted so I’m leaving this instead.
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Sadder than at first glance
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I like how there only one choice and even then it's optional
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You get extra points for rare (harmless) conditions like heterochromia, for me. Not even a kink, I just love eyes, especially uniquely colored ones
Here’s my honest requirements 1. Don’t be a bitch 2. Be mildly attractive That’s about it