Here’s my honest requirements
1. Don’t be a bitch
2. Be mildly attractive
That’s about it
@generic zombie, you must qualify with the Four 6’s level membership for that package.
6 pack abs
6 foot tall
6+ inch member
6 figure income
@generic zombie, not gonna lie or hate I found that. She's a little crazy but not poke holes in condoms crazy. I dont make much compared to my family but she doesn't know that. I honestly dont know how to be happy though.
@Runnin with scissors, No one knows how to be happy. It’s our worst disease as humans.
@generic zombie, you forgot must allow for occasional grabbing the booty
@Block1187, this is false. I’m pretty much always in a good mood. Get a puppy. If you can’t be happy when he curls up on your chest and makes that cute yawning face then return the puppy and shoot yourself. You’re dead inside
@BigJohnson86, I buy what you're selling. In any case do you have a gun I could borrow?
@Runnin with scissors, you want a .22 for a precision shot or you want the .45 to really make a point
@generic zombie, Is willing to do sex stuff... Throws out rules 1 & 2
@BigJohnson86, .45 for sure I dont want to have to take two or more shots.
I'll take 1 cute neko femboy, please
Gran’dad: “What? When I was YOUR age, boys asked girls…”
Guy: “Oh shut it. When you were my age, there were boys and girls.”
I have opinions about potential girlfriends and wrote a lengthy comment but it got deleted so I’m leaving this instead.
Sadder than at first glance
I like how there only one choice and even then it's optional
You get extra points for rare (harmless) conditions like heterochromia, for me. Not even a kink, I just love eyes, especially uniquely colored ones