Gonna be a long night on google
Planet and Suddenly are the scary ones
@BecauseShutUp, How about burst and ruptured?
@spences, that was the one that made me cringe. Lol
@BecauseShutUp, I think suddenly might be heart attacks/strokes. I don’t think there was anything on there that referred to them, but not being familiar with this type of language, I could be mistaken.
@BecauseShutUp, I personally found the high numbers of teeth terrifying.
Killed by several accidents... Like... They survived the first couple and final destination style, it finally caught up with them?
@RogueKnight, well all the "murthered" were just the ones where they caught the assailants. Combine that with those found dead in the street ... Idk man, he was dead when I got here... the King's Evil and the drowned, etc.
@mas2de, I could just see the guards questioning people.
Guard 1: "How did this man get his skull bashed in?"
Suspect: "I don't know, sir. The king is evil. It must have been him."
Guard 2 to Guard 1: "He has a point, Carl."
@RogueKnight, I was envisioning a lethal home alone scenario
Rising of the Lights! Is that when they found the covenant of the ark!?
@Child Slapper, no they were vampires and it was morning.
Bit WITH a mad dog?? Hmmmm
I think it's referring to 'cancer and wolf' but I could be wrong...
@shareeeeeee, also king's evil?
@shareeeeeee, it's not the only thing, but is definitely the best part.
@Skeleton Man, Who knew that movie was a historical piece???
If this isn’t a great reminder to look after your teeth then I don’t know what is…
Cancer AND wolf!
@heybruh, like “oh no I have cancer! Oh no a wolf”
@Man with a Cat, right? Like “nooo as if currently dying of cancer wasn’t enough there’s a wolf here too!”
@heybruh, like getting kicked while you’re down.
Where’s the red circle when it would actually be helpful….
@Scuzzinator, Dude read the list, there isn’t just one funny thing to look at
You know... We get into some pretty heated debates on here. Some of us probably don't like or respect one another too much.
But I do appreciate the fact that there is that one thing we can all agree on and that brings us all together.
We all think RIPtyler is a POS.
It gets worse the longer you look at it
Everybody with teeth: "We're all gonna die!"
London? 1632? Only 7 murdered, but 80 died of measles? Something isn’t right here
@WhyShouldITellYou, but 470 died of teeth. It's definitely London.
I'll take 'over laid' and if that's not available, I'll try a bit of 'kings evil'
@TheMightyImp, so... bedridden till you die of starvation or dying of scrofula/tuberculosis.
@That one lurker, that's just Thursday to me..
Infants were the leading cause of death. SOMEONE STOP THAT BABY
@The real meowman, Depressingly, that refers to children who died within a month of being Baptised. I only know this because I googled it wondering if there had been a spate of children murdering people.
@Spadez7, have you seen english dentistry?
Cancer, and wolf!????? WHY IS IT SO HIGH
Death by teeth
Looking at this list makes me appreciate vaccines more 2000 people died of TB
“Worms… in their… tubes.”
Wait why is wolf lumped with cancer, I'm far too lazy to search this
Dang, I hate it when I die from issues.
I know it's not what it sounds like but fistula had my gears turning.
gotta love those 17th century typewriters
The planets were in position for 13 tributes
The sickness you get from hitting the floor after falling.
Look up fistula for something new to fear
Made away themselves, what a fanciful phrase for suicide.
@th3thrilld3m0n, consumption is the outdated/archaic word for tuberculosis. The disease was said to “consume” you. You’d literally waste away until you died.
Over laid, thats how I wanna go out
Surprised scurvy and itch didn't get more