I slowly crank up the heat like I’m a frog being cooked slowly.
@Poisonwolf, I do the opposite. Turn it down till my balls are blue!!
@Child Slapper, just get a wife. They will be blue till they fall off
@Poisonwolf, this is true!! I’m married! And this is true!!! 😱😭
Just wanting to be here forever and wash everything else away like my blood down the drain
@Child Slapper, is it a bloody stool or blood in your urine?
@Poisonwolf, wrists, but why not all of it?
-replaying that debate I had earlier with my jerk coworker with the rebuttal I thought about after the fact: 1000%
Some days I’m in a hurry to gtfo, other days there’s a concert to put on. Who knows what day it’ll be.
It gets better op..
Thinking shower thoughts like the realisation that my left hand will never touch my left elbow
90% — staying in to hide from responsibility and stress for a while
(* - *) *((((Zoning out))))*