I don't get why you guys are all like "All girls friendzone... rant rant rant!" But, I'm a girl and I would love one of my male mates to ask me out. I would much rather be with someone that I can be dorky with, than a douche where I have to put a bimbo act on. -.-
@EnglishBitchface, some people just ain't got balls and don't wanna admit it. It's easier to pretend the girl is too stupid to see their love than to accept the fact that they're a coward and man up.
@mortified penguin, that's so cute! :')
@EnglishBitchface, i don't trust you. I mean look at your name.
@EnglishBitchface, You're not afraid that going out with them and it not working out would ruin the friendship?
@EnglishBitchface, shut up, you're lying, you love to do it.
@Slycooper997, that's simply because apparently I'm a bitch, to those who don't know me. Like, if I was to go out with a mate of mine, he knows I wouldn't be a bitch to him because I know him and vice versa.
@KCBraves7, Yeah, but aren't you a risk taker? If it's love and there's that unique chemistry, hopefully they'd be nothing to break up over. Wow, I'm such a hopeless romantic. *facepalm*
@Frodo with an iPod, huh?
@EnglishBitchface, ever think about not putting a bimbo act on? Yeah... that'd be great.
@EnglishBitchface, you must not reside in *Murica because that is not how these girls live in this society. Plus, you said mates letting me know you reside in a "British" English country. Not anything bad,
@EnglishBitchface, same here, 2 of my friends have asked me out and I said yes to both of them. Although the first one was a douche!!!!!
@Wile E Coyote, I think you have a very low opinion of women.
@Slycooper997, Look at your name. I wouldn't trust you either
@City87, plus the names a dead give away ay??
@EnglishBitchface, Why don't you ask them out?
@mortified penguin, she was the one that said "put a bimbo act on" so I think she has a low opinion of herself. I have opinions of people based on their actions not their gender.
@Wrestling Quotes, Finally someone says something that makes sense!
@mortified penguin, we till might not see thier love, but just for the record, last time i had a crush on a guy who wasn't my friend was more then 7 years ago. I always like my guy friends.
@Wile E Coyote, it's the only way to keep the guy happy. Well, the guys here.
@Wrestling Quotes, traditionalist!
@Finn da Human25, awwwwwww! :)
@City87, I'm English :)
@Radagast, Hahaha :D
@City87, hi. I am an American. And i agree with her 100%. I always like guys who im friends with. I would love it if any of my guy friends asked me out. Douches CAN be hot, but they are also ya'kno douches so i would never go out with them.
@EnglishBitchface, me too
@EnglishBitchface, I'm English and I just figure you've been meeting the wrong guys. I find a girl much more attractive if she is just being herself.
@City87, you know britains made up of 3 countrys right?
@EnglishBitchface, I dunno. I'm married, but that was the excuse used on me before. lol
@EnglishBitchface, its only 12-18 y/o attention douches. Mind you i'm a guy but i think even if someone is "friendzoned" for real, then maybe the girl isn't interested but they either don't understand or want attention.
@Wrestling Quotes, I agree with you.
@EnglishBitchface, no one is a girl and no one is a guy on this app, but for all seriousness if i actually have a girlfriend for like a year and if shes really nice, ill propose big time.
@EnglishBitchface, maybe it's because of your username? HMMMM?!?!?
@EnglishBitchface, finally someone understands
@mortified penguin, did you just say ain't...
@EnglishBitchface, your username would not suggest you to be such a nice person!
@What was that noise, 4. Wales, England, Scotland, Ireland.
@Marten Reed, only part of ireland not all of it
@EnglishBitchface, i hate to be that guy, but why don't you ask one of your friends out yourself?
@mortified penguin, Thank you. I am not the only one that thinks this
@EnglishBitchface, Your comment matches your username
@EnglishBitchface, You seem like an attention seeker so I am assume theres a couple of your friends that have a crush on you but don't have the balls to ask you out. In my opinion, I would think you're f*cking annoying. " I'm so random, lol turtles" type of girl
@Marten Reed, ireland is in the uk but not part of britain
@EnglishBitchface, You could say that, or you could also say girls never show any signs of affection towards guys until its too late then were left going "WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY SOMETHING?"
@EnglishBitchface, maybe it's different across the pond bitchface
@thedailyandroid, wow harsh. I'm not an attention seeker, I'm actually paranoid and insecure af. I wasn't expecting such a backlash. I've been using this app for a good 4 years, back when it was blue and when I finally make a comment about something that has been doing my head in (the idea of friend zoning) I get all these judgmental and harsh comments. Enjoy your day, I guess.
@Super Super Man, k.
@EnglishBitchface, why is everyone being so mean to you? You sound like a nice person.
@EnglishBitchface, yeeeaaahh not over here in the states. I've only not been frienzoned once. The rest (most of my friends have been girls) have. Wish there were more around with your attitude.
@Lord Guru, Awww! Thank you so much babe :)
@EnglishBitchface, Don't pay attention to douchebags, love. I get what you're saying. Us dudes aren't all that smart though, so it's tough for us to take a hint. :P
@Pyvin, AWWWW! Some people are so mean, it's awful, but wahey! The real men are in town now! :)
@EnglishBitchface, or you can be yourself.......? Just saying........
@EnglishBitchface, or instead of bimbo act you could be yourself.......? Just saying
@WATCHitGROW, the real me doesn't really go down well with guys. I'm too timid, always holding back.
@EnglishBitchface, so I had this friend, she was funny nice and overall one of the best friends I had ever had... So over the corse of 3 days I worked up the courage to ask her out. She said no which i would have been ok with if the very next day she didn't ask out my other best friend whom shed met only once...
@IEatHouses, Oh my, that's actually uncalled for. I'm so sorry to hear that hon :/ x
@EnglishBitchface, if you'd love to go out with them the YOU ask them out. Why do they have to?
@Papa Wheelie, it's almost tradition.
@mortified penguin, yup, or they get friendzoned all the time cause they're awkward and/or ugly but don't accept it
@EnglishBitchface, I went out with my best friend who is a girl and it wasn't at all what we thought it would be like
@EnglishBitchface, I guess that makes double standards acceptable then. It goes both ways and I hate to admit but I've made a personal promise to never ask out someone for this reason. I've only been asked out. It's hard for a dude and unfortunately I have put a few in the friend zone. Difference is I TELL THEM THEY'RE THERE. I don't pussyfoot around. Keep your sexist ways and I'll go ahead and be a progressive against the situation.
@Papa Wheelie, cool story.
@EnglishBitchface, Not all guys are prats you know.
@EnglishBitchface, are you ugly?
@Ripped pants, indeed.
@Seamus Finnigan, I know :)
@Ripped pants, Its people like you that need to put someone else down to feel better about yourself.
@EnglishBitchface, just ask him out
@Seamus Finnigan, thanks for sticking up for me :) x
@Hitlers asian bro, it's awkward, I drop hints though.
@EnglishBitchface, I'm just saying you come off that way. You comment as if you're on 9gag.
@EnglishBitchface, why don't you ask one of your mates out.Why do we have to do all the work?
@ProfitlessProphet, I'm an awkward being, I'll probably do something dweeby!
@EnglishBitchface, but they know you so it'll be all good.
@EnglishBitchface, this is turning into Facebook!!! Stuckpixal, ban the
@EnglishBitchface, you ma'am must be ugly
@EnglishBitchface, Ask her to prom..."you mean as friends, right?"
@SmoshIan, that's pretty mean.
@City87, I'm from America and I would like to have one of my guy friends date me. Actually I would rather date one of my friends. Maybe you were just around girls that play games
@EnglishBitchface, I sry, I love you
@SmoshIan, I don't even know what to reply with ..
@EnglishBitchface, You shouldn't..... I even scare myself sometimes
@SmoshIan, okay :)
@EnglishBitchface, its weird 2 know that four years ago I had a crush on a girl i really liked and I finally got the balls to ask her out and things she said maid me cry cus I got rejected sO hard. Little did I know that I would get married to this beautiful girl and rasie a family :)
@SmoshIan, OMG AWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
@EnglishBitchface, Hey there. How's it going?
@EnglishBitchface, yup, my sims is that awesome *Forever alone Face
@Azazel, not very well, as you can probably see; my opinion has got me a lot of stick. -.-
@SmoshIan, LOLOL! Dweeb! I fell for that! :D
@EnglishBitchface,Tried and failed in the friendzone again it kinda sucks but whatever,life goes on.
@EnglishBitchface, I am friends with mostly
@EnglishBitchface, I'm friends with a TON of guys and I'd love to go out with at least half of them but they don't have the nerve to strap on a pair and just ask me out already. :/
@EnglishBitchface, You... I wish my crush was like u! I wish there were more girls with ur kind of attitude! Ur the good kind of girl!
@EnglishBitchface, hey wanna go out?
@mortified penguin, BUT WHAT IF IT IS TWO SHY PEOPLE?!?! Would they ever get together without anybody setting them up?
@EnglishBitchface, FINALLY!!! Thank you!!!!
@EnglishBitchface, considering your name is English Bitchface, I fail to see the sincerity behind your argument.
@EnglishBitchface, these American girls think a little differently
@FrenchCanadian, sera sera.
@That One Gamer Chick, Dammit! They seriously need to man the f*ck up, do some boys these days. Hopefully one will soon ask you out :) x
@Tajiil, AWWWW! Cheers :)
@Todd The Quad, a tad random.. eh?
@TheYoungFrankenstein, N'AWWW! You're very welcome :)
@MrPhilCollins, I have justified this, in what feels like 101 times, to people replying to me with a similar comment to yours.
@Forever inFamous, move to England! :)
@Just a robot, no. Shy people don't exist, just people who are either too arrogant or too afraid to talk to others. I used to be "shy," but one day I realized it was because I was afraid to talk to other people. That doesn't really fly well in the real world, so I forced myself to become an outgoing person. It's way better than being "shy."
@Uncle dolan, I hint, a lot. Like, when watching a movie, I would be like "don't they remind you of us" when I see a couple etc.
@mortified penguin, oh yeah well I "manned up" and asked our my crush in the school newspaper on valentines day and she said "lets just be friends" so yeah sometimes it does happen and sometimes it doesnt
@Mine Turtle, well at least you had the balls to try.
@EnglishBitchface, amen. I'm female, one of my male friends asked me out, and now we've been married for six years. Men: MAN UP!
@EnglishBitchface, ive been friendzoned multiple times. And it feels like its the same with every girl.
@EnglishBitchface, I asked a girl out a month ago, one of my closest friends, and she said no because we're too good of friends and she didn't want to ruin the friendship
@EnglishBitchface, Ive asked out plenty of my friends who are girls who had also said I was handsome, and was turned down because they "don't want a relationship to ruin a friendship"
Guys friendzone girls too, why is every pic about friendzoning always girls doing it to guys?
@Rosalie91, I like your name. I honestly think it has to do with the percentage of men in places like this.
The only reason i'd friendzone any of my male friends is because im a closet lesbian and only the funnypics community knows
Most men on the Internet say how they're innocent, sweet, and loving. They then say how they're always friendzoned or rejected. Well if you look closely, a lot of them are sexist.
@GasPoweredStick, or introverted douches.
@GasPoweredStick, This is one JIVE ASSS STICK
I don't blame guys for being shy, I don't think I could ever ask someone out. I'd be too scared.
Didn't he propose to her last month?
@My Generation Sucks, Yes actually, but I didn't hear about a divorce.
The reason girls friendzone guys is so they can still be together if they went out and broke up for whatever reasons they couldn't be friends anymore.
I asked her to marry me and she said yes, my ring is going to be BIG
@Charles Manson, I thought you just had orgies with lots and lots of women?
I had been friend zoned by my current girlfriend for about a year, I asked her out five times and every time she said ill think about it. Finally after about a year I was out of the friendzone! Just sayin that if you persist you will succeed. Sorry for the long post but that's my friendzone story.
One of the things I do when I'm bored is to find pictures like these, and try to find those people on Facebook.
@mortified penguin, that must be time consuming! :o
@EnglishBitchface, not usually. For example, I can find a bunch of people named Dylan and Glenn and Luke, and try to cross reference them. And when a location is included, well it's a piece of cake.
@mortified penguin, oh! You smart cookie!
@mortified penguin, thank you :) Uhm I don't know, but it's pretty harsh :/
@mortified penguin, you're a bit of a creeper eh?
Super retoast with toejam
A brave repost has been uploaded today.
I know I'm going to get a load of down votes but this needs an actual honorable person saluting before i accept this as a meme.
I've been dating my best friend for three months, we have been friends for five years and I wouldn't have it any other way!
@ThisIsEmily, I'm sorry, I cant help but to tell you this; I really hope you know that one of the people on this app is @JustSuckedEmily. Sorry, but that's what your username reminded me of.
On thing he salutes
In the past year I got dumped once and friendzoned three times, so if your my friend EnglishBitchface, you really are a bitch face.
@SuperNerd, I don't think I know you ..
I've been with my girlfriend for over a year now and I was her best friend first. It's possible.
Old picture + Obama = Retaost
The first time I asked a girl out it was my best friend in 8th grade.... She said no because she didn't want to ruin our friendship and then said she like my best friend anyway. :'( I think that qualifies as a legit friend zone
But what if her best friend was a girl...?
@CatsSpoonsCanadians, named Dylan.
@Grammar fixer, I have a friends that's a girl named Dylan.
@CatsSpoonsCanadians, True, but I'm guessing that's Dylan in the picture. I suppose Dylan could be a short haired tall man looking lady.
What did they have for dinner? A big slice of retoast!
Never knew this was such a controversial topic.
He's outta the FriendZone. I tip my hat off to him.
I was friendzoned for 3 years and finally she gave me a kiss one night...she dumped me 2 months later
Guys, people usually refer to their partners as their best friends, they were most likely already in a relationship.
I'm 14 and I've liked a girl for a long time and we are really good friends. I've helped her through bad breakups and I've told her a lot about boys and we've become really close. When I asked her if she liked me she said she did and then I was so happy however the next week she said she didn't like me. Which is fine people can change their minds and when she asked me whether I liked her the next week I said yes and so did she. But again the same thing happened and this happened for a few times until eventually I figured out that she was just playing with me and I just got really sad and I gave up on the hope of a relationship
I just asked my close friend out Sunday, she said yes! I have conquered the friend zone!
I proposed to my girlfriend not long ago and she is by far my best friend. I can just be me, dorky as ill get out and she can be her. I loved her more than anything.
How the f*ck does that hair taste