Because as a dude dads know 90% of guys just want to ejaculate and evacuate and will leave their daughter with a broken heart and pregnancy scare.
@The Poonisher, no they don’t want to ejaculate and evacuate, they wanna pump and dump
@Imaginaut, shoot and scoot
@abelgray, skeet skeet and beat feet
@ThePandaPool , kum and go
@The Poonisher, splurge and purge?
@The Poonisher, penetrate then defenestrate
@Petersquatch, Ejaculate semen into her vagina and then proceed to end the relationship
@SimonPetrikov, Inocculate then dissipate
@Factory BOY, nut and bolt
@Imaginaut, smash and dash
@Atom bomb baby, f*ck and chuck
@LowKeyImGay, pump a load and hit the road
@The Poonisher, the problem is that this isn't even true. Dads just remember how they were but don't stop to think that maybe they were just a shjt person and that the next generation isn't necessarily the same
@darksky135, creaming and beaming
I wonder if a gay dad would act like this if his gay son brought a bf home.
Because with a son, you gotta worry about one penis, with a daughter you have to worry about EVERY penis
"I know the way boys think!"
"So you're not worried that that's the way your son is thinking?"