Do you know why Lance's arm is so strong? Masturbation.
@Hobo with an iPod, wanna know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.
@Frodo with an iPod, didn't get that till I looked down, just like the people that didn't get it and are reading this comment are doing riiight.. now!
@Homo with an iPod, What... The f*ck
@Hobo with an iPod, what is happening. So many people are getting iPods. We all know you were the first tho xD
@DafuqDidUJustRead, haha nobody even uses iPods anymore :( I should upgrade, someone already took the name hobo with an iPhone though :P
@Hobo with an iPod, my email was hobowithanemail from before I had this app which is a bit creepy. Never upgrade ever. Someone will steal your name and make you look bad
@Hobo with an iPod, way ahead of ya.
@DafuqDidUJustRead, I just changed mine :P
@Frodo with an iPhone, I think there's a third one too xD
@Hobo with an iPod, this is one of the best conversations on this app...
@mylifeiscomplete, and now it's over... You killed it
What is with all the rhyming today? Reading so many leaves my head in disarray. I prefer simpler times like rhyming with sloth. The obvious answers of cloth, moth and rape.
Even on steroids his achievements are impressive. Everyone in those races use steroids. Well the first 23 at least.
More interested in Kim Kardashian and Octomom
@kMac44, more interested in the many reasons I don't care. 1. There's no hope that she'll die in childbirth because her vagina looks like dumbo. 2. I won't be able to shoot her until Monday because I don't want to be in jail when the new The Walking Dead comes on.
Ok today at school someone told my principal that i had weed in my bag. They searched it and found nothing. And they say just because there were apparantly "3 witnesses" that saw me put it in my bag that its enough evidence to expel me. Do you guys think they can do that?
@butterlettuce party, yes because this isn't the place to tell your bullsh*t stories. Facebook is the opposite way from funny pics.
@Homo with an iPod, ok, if you're going to copy my name then don't be an ass
@butterlettuce party, a kid I know got suspended for making a gun with his hand and saying "bang"
@Hobo with an iPod, wow.
@butterlettuce party, no they can't do that, if there is no weed present they can't charge you with possession or anything. Well not where I live atleast
@Hobo with an iPod, even really young kids out in the playground aren't allowed to pretend guns or swords or even make them out of lego. If toys and games nowadays doesn't kill imagination i'm sure this won't help
@butterlettuce party, I got suspended in 8th grade for making the computer's text-to-talking feature say swear words. I don't regret it. That Stephen Hawking voice on full volume swearing at the whole class was hilarious.
@butterlettuce party, that's actually really ridiculous. Like how can they do that? There's not enough evidence or anything.
@Hobo with an iPod, hehehe
@butterlettuce party, Idk when u posted but at one of my schools a kids brother and one of my older cousins smoke marijuana and they busted into his locker and searched his phone messages and everything without evidence or permission
It's what happens when you do things the high way
Funny how the name is "Tricky"....
I have a phone
More like trippy if you ask me
"High Way" I see what you did there
Blood doping is not the same as doing drugs.. *Facepalm
Tricky suck Rodo good
IS Kim Kardashian the Octomom..?
@Herlock Shlomes, alreadystoppedcaring
@Herlock Shlomes, I've already stopped caring
I guess Kim kardashian is trying to look like the octomom.....
and in other news (above article) Kim k is an octomom
I laughed so hard for like 5 minutes.
Lol true true
I read the bolded one first before noticing the Lance Armstrong one.
@butterlettuce party, your school cannot legally search your bag. You should have told them to get the police and when they checked your bag then you would've had no legal problems, so you could legit fight the expulsion in a real court, not the fake horsesh!t board of review your district will hold
And that folks is the High way :)
It's a good day when my picture gets uploaded
Way too many people with iPods.
Anyone else wanna text the VENT number at the bottom?
Well I've alreadystoppedcaring about Kim Kardashian trying to be octomom
The top one just mentions the word kardashian and the name is Alreadystoppedcaring. Sounds about right.
Couldn't even remember I had a bike.
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