I too lack the stamina to defeat a pussy
@A Deformed Penis, the only pussy I have stamina to defeat is you.
That man has never been a sprinter. Stands bolt upright. Like taking off, going 3 feet then shifting into 4th.
@mas2de, but the old man wins in reverse
It's all fun and games until you realize your cat just outran you and now you can't get them to come home.
4 legs good. 2 legs baaaaaad.
Well yeah kinda how the saying goes a cat would beat most humans at a footrace but good luck getting it to care about said race