You know what’s scarier than coming home to all your stuff being gone?
Walking in and the guys still there so you have to interact with another human
@BigJohnson86, can I just have him shoot me to get out of it?
@Slayer9200, just pull your gun out. Either he kills you or you kill him. Either way no human interaction required
@BigJohnson86, yeah but if I die I don't have to pay back my student loans. If he does, I'll need a lawyer and have to interact with significantly more humans.
@Slayer9200, you only need a lawyer if you get caught. Just go bury him in the middle of nowhere
@BigJohnson86, yeah but if anyone hears the gunshot then it's basically over
@A Monty, nice