I’m actually going to go with a “howdy partner”
@Kaldr, how dare you, that's our word. Did a Texan give you a cow poke pass, to say that?
Yes. Yes I am.
Yee-haw my lizard
"Haw-yee. Don't tell me what to do."
Hee-yaw, Audi partner
“Hey Beans whuttya think? I got me a Ten Gallon Hat marked down from 15!”
“I’m actually one of the few Men with a Maiden Name.”
Sorry, I am
Yee-haw, yeah yeah f$ck you Lizard.
HELL NAW, YEEE HAWWWWW!!!!!