*voiceover* “But the water never did get hot enough to wash the shame away.”
@Cave Dweller, listen. If I made it hot enough I'd have 2nd degree burns and an ungodly budget for aloe vera
@Slayer9200, 2nd degree? Don't lie to us. My hellfire wouldn't even touch that shame
This is why I don’t get in the shower with my fiancée anymore. She just didn’t understand that I have flesh and I’m only a man that wants to live another day.
I don’t know why women shower in temperature boiling. My wife takes scalding lava showers.
Now I'm hot...if you know what I mean 😏
@Sexyphonist, cause you’re in the shower??