Hey somebody should make a Uranus joke
@Great Band Name, what do you do when you assume? Uranus.
@Great Band Name, if you’re flexible enough and try really hard, I bet even you can see Uranus.
@Great Band Name, There's a place in Missouri on Route 66 called Uranus Fudge Factory. I want to go there, but I've yet to do it even though it would just be a day trip.
@Great Band Name, Uranus is close enough but it's always on the dark side so you need a mirror.
@Great Band Name, Nobody wants to see Uranus.
@jchrisgilmore , Fexible? Use a mirror!
@Iced Pee, that’s cheating. Remove a couple ribs and prove how into Uranus you are.
After NASA reached a conscious on the issue, you mamma now classifies as a planet you can see with the naked eye.
@Tytinn, I’m glad nasa woke up for this
@Tytinn, sorry homie, did you mean consensus?
Was thinking about it as I was reading.
Did you know Earth could fit inside Uranus 63 times?… 64 if you would just hold still and relax.
Psssh what about the sun?
@twopotatoes, what about it?
@twopotatoes, The sun is not a planet. It is a star
@glewis007, or is it just the hottest planet?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I guess
He's technically correct, the best kind of correct.
He's too dangerous to be kept alive.
Dont forget about my anus