I'm pretty sure that's a rice sheet
@PassengerPenguin, that’s a rice observation
Eating a turtle so it won’t have to eat a straw
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, can’t go wrong with turtle soup.
@Spadez7, unless you drink it with a straw
Watching porn to prove I am straight...
it was gay porn :(
The straw/turtle statistic was literally made up by a 9 year old