“Oh, let me show you to your coffin, sir.”
@Boobzilla, “Pine box with faux satin. Perfect. Now help me into it”
@Boobzilla, "I'll get you the Motrin"
You’re basically ancient at this point. You can’t even get in.
Why do you want to go in, so you can complain that the music is too loud and the girls need to dress more respectfully?!
You’re definitely old enough to buy beer.