“What’s your favorite Bible verse?”
“The one from Pulp Fiction”
@Sexy Homunculus, “English muthafvcka do you speak it!?”
Also my favorite bible verse
Tolkien would be disappointed in you if you aren’t reading scripture
@Snarfel Burger, I do that already with the Silmarillion every week
@that1german, Clever. But in reality, he was a devoted Christian and helped to convert C.S. Lewis
I would definitely read LOTR or Hobbit to my imaginary kids before I read the bible to them.
@The Pocket Taco, and just like that, you’re already on a journey to be a good parent
When hermione slaps the shjt out of Draco
Master Chief blows up Alpha Halo
@Atomicking74, or when Master Chief is a badass for the 117th time and saves humanity in the process
Spoiler alert: Frodo doesn't destroy the ring
When they get into their edgy phases, just pick random stuff from the Old Testament.
“Dad, I’m bored of Lord of the Rings.”
“Okay…well, here’s a story about why you don’t try to gang r@pe angels.”