I expect dislikes for this comment.
I was vegetarian for over a decade because I wouldnt kill a dog and eat it in the same way I wouldn't kill a pig. This choice was about respecting life and not living in a delusion as to the reality of killing life to eat meat. It was an attempt at being radical enough to care. I never use to mind jokes on vegetarians and vegans when they were funny, shjt I make offensive jokes myself.
Having said that, fvck am I tired of jokes that seem to want to jab at vegans. Fvck am I tired of hearing "Vegans eat grass, HAHAHAHA!". I just wish that the jokes would be original and intellectually funny, rather than another rehash of the same joke.
TLDR: Most vegan jokes are still using the same punch lines from boomer days, which is boring and old
@Factory BOY, I hear more annoying shjt from people that eat meat then from Vegetarians or Vegans. There will be an ad for ANY meat substitute and it's full of a bunch of unfunny try hards making the same three jokes that have been said for 60 years.
@Factory BOY, do vegans eat ass though?
@CaptainCrunchyCvnt, only if you ask nicely
@Factory BOY, Yeah I'm kinda tired of these jokes, too. I'm not even vegan. It's like the "I identify as an apache helicopter" type jokes for trans folks. Like yeah, I was online in 2010, too, can we get some new material?
@Factory BOY, Nah- this is a good take. I’m not vegan myself but i limit my meat intake generally. And even with just that everyone has to make unoriginal vegetarian jokes.
@CaptainCrunchyCvnt, as long as you don't swallow, I guess
@Factory BOY, understandable. I wouldn't kill and eat a dog either. I'd kill and eat a human first. Dogs are too pure, fvck people.
@Factory BOY, the online community made jokes about vegans because they deserved it. Now, they’ve calmed down a bit with trying to rub it in everyone’s faces because of the backlash. Sorry that you’re sensitive, but jokes like this are funny.
I love how well you did at making yourself a victim, and how it worked on everyone here. You should be a proud leftist today, as a well manipulating leftist, is a successful one! Hats off to you!
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@Mr Star, i udderstood that reference
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