No toilet seat *falls in*
@ermahgerd nerpelz, I remember this happening to me when I was about 9 and my dad left the toilet seat up...things like this should never be joked about.
@ermahgerd nerpelz, or toilet seat left shut by accident *really warm*
Warm is worse, definately.
@Shoe64, especially if you live alone.
@Shoe64, Butts have been on it anyway. Might as well be warm.
@SwivleChairs, unless there's a homeless man who's been living in your attic for 3 years
@Shoe64, Can't tell if typo, or on purpose
*Wet toilet seat*
@Jack Kauff , you thumbed up your own comment
@Jack Kauff , I thumbed up your comment
I know this is messed up, but in high school I used to pee all over the toilet seat, railings, and the toilet paper for the next person who came in.
@Kakarot1, you sir, are a 8 inch dilated asshole
And here I am taking a dumb while reading this
@Drunkefox, taking a dumb what?
In the privacy of my own home, I enjoy a warm toilet seat
You can't win ...
B!tch please...no toilet seat
*peed on toilet seat*
I think warm might actually be worse than cold.. Ew
I always sort of pray that the toilet seat will be cold. It feels awkward knowing SOMEONE took their time...
our toilets are heated, and blow air on your butt to dry. but it was pricey
I actually have a heated toilet seat... It's like heaven for your butt.
In china, they don't have the conventional toilets we know in some places. Instead, they have them in the ground so you have to squat.
What do a warm toilet seat and a vagina have in common?
@Codytheicecube , I've pissed on both of them?
Anyone else read gold instead of cold and get all confused about the face?
I especially hate it when there is sh*t on my toilet seat
Goldy licks and the three...
Freezing, freezing is much better on the mind.
Warm is worse, especially when the last person to use it was your girlfriend...*shudders*
At first I thought, warm is nice, but then... Then I realized it...
Dump* autocorrect kicked in
Pee on toilet seat definitely the worst.