She left the oven on.
@iLy, you know youve only been here a few days and i already like you. Keep up the good work! Heres a penguin as a reward (")
@butterlettuce party, where did the beak go?!?!
@butterlettuce party, lol penguin
@iLy, so did hitler
@iLy, that may have been a little over the edge actually..... My b
@butterlettuce party, oh know my penguin broke! /; lol
@iLy, her car was getting towed
@iLy, you deserve a metal for literally making me lol
@butterlettuce party, (")
@butterlettuce party, ("
She saw the winning lotto numbers. You ruined her chance at millions!
@Roman in Rome, I know right. He (or she) couldn't wait 20 mins for her to get the ticket. So impatient. *sigh* I swear, people these days.
I don't know...BEATS me?
@movedpixel, go, now
I think, and bear with me here, she saw him beating her with the crystal ball.
@The Prince, who would have guessed?
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@The Prince, mind = blown.
She saw a repost
Kill first. Ask questions after.
Bit of an overreaction, I woulda just asked for my money back..
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She must have been bad luck Brian's mother
That's a huge overreaction, what if she needed to pee or something?
Sir, I think you need a counselor.
So dat's wut happend ta Miss Cleo... mon.
Diarrhea can strike at any time
Her ex was next in line
She saw Mitt Romney before puberty.
Well that escalated quickly.
But if she saw him beating her cuz she ran away, why didn't she just stay?
She saw you beating her to death.
I feel dumb, that took me way to long to get.
She saw a repost biotch
Not going to lie, it took me a second for this one.
Eh I don't know probably a spider or something
I guess we'll never know
I feel like no one who has commented understands the joke.
She saw how hideous she looked and went to go doll up