Next up on News 5, a man is arrested for assault of a hobo and then eating his dick. When being escorted to jail, he was mumbling something about an umbrella. Stay tuned.
@Colin Kaepernick, "Thank you Colin. And in other news a funny pics commentor by the name of Pono was found dead in his mothers basement today. Authorities are still trying to figure out the weapon used in the murder, but they claim that it was definitly blunt. Back to you Colin."
@Nut Nugget, "hold on there Nut, breaking news just in. Historian has been found dead in his local library bathroom, surrounded by nearly hundreds of reference books. On a note found near the body was inscribed, "Why didn't they like me?". This is truly a startling case. Back to you Nut."
@Colin Kaepernick, I love it!
@Colin Kaepernick, "and coming up in a special report, ifunny, the semi-popular application that shows "funny pictures" has been reported to cause cancer, brain rot, severe depression, and vagina dentata. Stay tuned for this special report. Now back to Colin.
@tbs7duke, "Thanks. Now switching over to our global news. Meanwhile in Russia, not a single fvck was given today. Again."
@Nut Nugget, THEY GON' GET
@Nut Nugget, THEY GON' GET IT!
@Colin Kaepernick, he just.. He just ripped my pants off, and his teeth.. They were so sharp..
@Hobo with an iPod, Haha. I was looking for your comment the first thing I thought of when I read this is what is hobo going to say about that.
@Colin Kaepernick, yes Colin, it seems that ever since that iron curtain came down, there just haven't been enough f**ks to give in Soviet Russia.
@OCblivion, "hold on there OC, it seems that Jamal was murdered by mass murdering due G0D and Trolling Baby, they have been caught and brought to the jail" "this has been News 5"
@OCblivion, I think you win. Good job!
@Colin Kaepernick, this was awesome...
@OCblivion, whoa wait guys this now just in a funnypics user by the name of Jamal had been found dead in a store. The store was not released but he seems to be dead for a couple of years. It seems his comment were a cry for help where he got stuck behind paper towels trying to do a time travel prank
@Colin Kaepernick, in sports news, quarterback Colin Kaepernick has taken a job as a news anchor after failing to win a Super Bowl Ring
@Colin Kaepernick, sorry I had to lol
@My Generation Sucks, it's just temporary until training camp starts.
@OCblivion, "This just in, the tallest man in the world has shrunk by 2 feet and 6 inches. He is no longer the tallest man, in the world. Back to you, OC."
How politely done
Doesn't matter, ate a dick.
Both of those were entertaining to read. *Applauds loudly*
I just had this thought... What if the customer sued the shopkeeper for sending threats to him...? :o And what would happen in court? Would he be able to sue him??? Sorry, I'm new at this commenting thing :/
At least it was written in cursive
I wish the world worked like this
Smooth, real smooth
I'm not saying nothing this time...
First again you fools
@Pono, Eat a dick.
@Pono, go eat a dick
@Pono, stop just stop
@Pono, I see that you are trying to make yourself a troll on every pic, but little do you realize that you will be banned and have to live the rest of your life as a person who is unable to comment, a social outcast tossed away by the funnypics community. This may not seem important to you now, but soon you will see a picture and have something witty to say, then realize that you cannot because you decided to be a troll in the funnypics community, who knows, you may have been top comment with 100 votes but your stupidity ruined it.
@TryHardNinja, he could just make a new name...
This store has earned my respect
If you have a concern, please write a formal letter to the company, in business format, and send it straight up your ass. Have a great day.