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@Adovock, what if, somewhere there is a spaceship full of nasty, mean aliens watching Earth, searching for the best humans so they can disect them and learn about them. What if they mistake your exclamation of "First" as you declaring that you are the best human? You would be disected and I wouldn't complain.
So...I walked into my bathroom, and there was a big NOPE on the wall. I immediately grabbed a spray can of disinfectant and rained Hell upon it. I watched it fall to the ground, twitch rapidly, and go still and I was like "B*tch, not today".