Well, that... *puts on glasses* ...stinks. YEEEEAAAAH
That was a surprise
@L4tul4Pyrop3, here I am sittin in the toilet, laughing my a$$ off at that comment!
@L4tul4Pyrop3, The best comments are short, simple, and freakin hilarious, just like this one!
@L4tul4Pyrop3, I honestly don't understand how those comments are funny...
@L4tul4Pyrop3, that comment made the picture 10000x funnier xD
The real question is why he just sniffs a random jar...
@angeleyesxp, I think you need to rethink what the "real" question is.
@angeleyesxp, Isn't that the first thing you do when you go to your girlfriend's house? Sniff her jars?
@angeleyesxp, of everything you have just read there, you think THAT is the real question?
That awkward moment when you realize a girl wrote this.
@Octavia Auditore, I have found another member of the order.
@Octavia Auditore, or a gay guy
Dafuq is wrong with people...
@Octavia Auditore, that awkward moment when you forget girls don't fart, and it must have been a gay guy :p
@Octavia Auditore, ... Or a gay guy
@DecimusAuditore, god dangit someone already said it :(
@Octavia Auditore, how do you know you ignorant bastard
@DecimusAuditore, I don't believe we've met Mr....?
@Octavia Auditore, could be gay guy!
@Eleanor, lol I was thinking the same thing
@Octavia Auditore, what if it was a gay guy?
@Octavia Auditore, the awkward moment when you realize your girlfriend wrote this.
@Octavia Auditore, that awkward moment when you realize a human being wrote this
To get a guy to pass out from a fart...Bravo mystery girl...bravo
Who would hold in a fart?
Wait - its a she? Aww hell no!
What the actual f*ck
I can't be the only one who thought that it was a jar filled with jam until the last sentence...
@Captain Murdock, the entire thing is one big sentence.
It's amazing how strange people can be, even considering that this likely isn't "real" and someone just dreamed this up for whatever reason.
What the absolute f___ did I just read...
What should you do? You should probably get help..
It'd be so much easier to read if it wasn't just one big sentence.
He needs to break up with this chick
@69 , prettttyy sure he already planned/did that
(Stereotypical little boy voice) But girls don't fart.....
You should probably stop farting in jars
Why the f___ will a man ever sniff a jam jar
wait i have something for this, semms like a pretty sh***y relationship haha
Maybe he's afraid of commitment.
Give him another jar so he suffers from amnesia and doesn't wanna break up any more!
I always know it's gonna be a good post when the "dafuq did I just read" face is at the end.
Fart in to a jar and smell it.
That's a pretty smelly fart but I don't think it could beat mine.
What did you just read? I stopped at the part where it says "when I'm about to fart"
It was an "explosive" catastrophe... I'm sorry..
When I fart, I usually try to cover it up with a loud cough.
@Gentleman ChoGath, I'm Josh from Texas. This community is awesome and if you are not a troll or desperate for top comment we all welcome you happily
@OneTimeAtBandCamp, why are people so desperate to know who's who in real life?
Yes girls fart too... I don't know wtf is wrong with this girl though
Anyone else watching the south part episode where they get high with cat piss?
@EpicDragon, yes sir, yes I am
0-0 I have nothing to say
That was the longest run-ok sentence I have ever read
@Katata fish, run-on*
Cant relate-forever alone
Weirdest boner of my life...
She should just fart in a jar and relax
Who the flying f*ck relaxes by sniffing farts? I'd think masturbating or videogames MIGHT be more sensible
See? This proves girls fart! Every girl......except my girlfriend
@Captain Morgan, right, because hands can't fart
Does anyone else's little sibling (or yourself) "neck" people (the newer "yolo generation" meaning of neck where if someone does something stupid, you slap the back of their neck)? Well its f***ing retarted so im starting something new (and equily as retarted...but somehow better) to attempt to drive out this neck thing. You take a bag of Doritos (any flavor, but they must be real doritos or u burn im hell) and smack a stupid person on the top of the head and say (or yell) "DORITO SMACK" I started it with my ROTC buddies the other day at school and they seemed to enjoy it so I hope y'all do too. And NO I'M NOT SORRY ABOUT THE LONG POST!!! Thank you. PS: did anyone else have to take the STAAR test today?
@Gandalf the Purple, Yeah I took the STAAR test today also
@Gandalf the Purple, the test sucked
@Gandalf the Purple, Y'all from Texas, too? (Oh, gosh. The Southern - it seeps) I'm in 10th grade and took EOC Writing Test
@Gandalf the Purple, And if y'all are from Texas, were your two non-field essay prompts something like "Explain why it is important to get to know someone before forming an opinion about them" and "Write whether it is better to live in a large city or a small town?" My field essay prompt was "Is it necessary to care for your community?"
@Gandalf the Purple, You, sir, are as retarded as your post. That is all.
@Hnickell93, it hurts my brain.
To people who are not Tumblr users, never go there, it's a scary place and once you're in you can't get out. It takes over your life and most of the people there are like this.
Hello! I'm new here! Could everyone introduce themselves? :D
@Gentleman ChoGath, I'll start, I'm Josh, from Georgia, USA. I'm new here and was recommended to get this app by my twin brother.
@Gentleman ChoGath, I'm Clara Oswin. I am the Junior Entertainment Manager of the starship Alaska. Right now I'm ship wrecked making souffles
@Gentleman ChoGath, I'm Neelie, I'm from Tennessee, USA and have been here for about two years. I just like the pics.
@Gentleman ChoGath, hi I'm noneofyourbusiness..this app is not a AA meeting or a friendship site or a dating site. Stop trying to make friends irl, it's creepy
@Gentleman ChoGath, I am MuthafckinThor. MA.
i thought girls didnt fart?
Anyone wanna chat on Omegle? Make FunnypicsCommunity one of your interests and maybe one of us will be there!
*waits for C&H pics*
I just got a blow job
@computerwhiz, congrats but word to the wise. Next time keep it to yourself because nobody wants to hear about it.
@The Cold Hard Truth, noted
@computerwhiz, putting your dick next to your computer fan isn't a blow job
@Ven kh, oh my god. That was comedy gold.
I have the weirdest boner because of this
I thought girls farted rainbows...
This kids, is what the people of the internet are like. Any questions?
I actually lmao to this, normally I don't get past a chuckle
It's ok if i can still use the jar for jam
2 things are really screwed up here #1 it is a girl and #2 WHY WOULD YOU FIND THIS RELAXING
I mean, it could be a guy...
He's probably telling everyone he knows that he found an awesome girlfriend!
I didn't know girls could fart.
You's a stupid hoe. Just sayin
That 'sh*t' is gross D:
She leaves it for 5 days the opens it up to smell it... wtf?
Um what the literal f*ck... I'm a girl and have or will never do this.... that's just messed up
Question, totally unrelated to the pic, sorry but question. Why do some "goodbye unregistered" get top comment and some are thumbed down?
@Sublimepyrokid , you must be new and have been looking through the random old pics, right?
@Ven kh, been here a while just now asked. Always wondered tho. Wait, wait, wait... Did you just politely answer a question on the Internet? +5 hope for humanity.
Its probably fake
Unrelated comment but does anyone here about apples first game console go ahead and down vote me but some people probably didn't know
Bad grammar. That totally answers the question. *The magic of sarcasm*
This is the best thing I've ever read.
Um you should probably start seeing other people
I totally do this to all of the girls I meet, it is stronger than drugs