As I walk through gotham as a riddler of death.
I take a look at my life and try to fight for whats left.
Cause I've been rhymin' and killin' for just so long.
That even the joker thinks that my mind is long gone.
But I ain't never crossed batman, who didn't deserve it.
I get treated like a killer and you know that ain't unheard of.
You better watch how you're talking as I'm always stalking.
Or you and my hostages will be dead, walking.
I really hate to kill but I got a riddle.
As you croak from the rhyme tryin to
survive a little.
I'm the kind of villain the little kids wanna be like
On my knees cuffed saying my last riddle in streetlight
Been spending most of my life, living in a riddlers paradise.
@The Villain, that's nice honey
@The Villain, *applauds, awards upvote*
@The Villain, uhh.. Okay!
@The Villain, I only read the first line of your comment, then I got bored
@The Villain, that was just fabulous
@The Villain, As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4: 30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699
@The Villain, cool story bro.
@The Villain, that was beautiful *tear runs down face*
@The Villain, Batman Paradise
@The Villain, upvote just for the fact that you went through the effort of typing all of that sh*t while being aware of the fact that people might just down vote the crap out of it
@said nobody evr, Weird Al!!
@The Villain, did Jim Carrey play you in 1995?
@Black Hat Guy, yes, yes he did. And I feel stupid for not posting the song from this account.
@The RiddIer, don't be, you're brilliant schemes easily make you smarter than Sheldon cooper, and dare i say it, the Doctor.
@The Villain, next Weird Al Yankovic I think
@The Villain, I expect someone to make this a song on YouTube by 5:00 tomorrow.
@The Villain, fuk you dog I have
@The Villain, Thumbs up for everyone who actually realized and read The Villain's rhyme like Weird Al sung "Amish Paradise"
@Najar15, or if you sang like the actual song "gangstas paradise"?
@The Villain, either is a wonderful rendition for it. My hat's to you sir Villain
@said nobody evr, your name seems strangely familiar...
@The Villain, don't worry, I sang the "fool" bit even of you didn't add it in there
@The Villain, Very impressive, Edward. For being one of the lesser known villains, you are good at your own form of villany.
@Victor Fries, just now realizing how many villains are on this app
@said nobody evr, wierd al much?
@said nobody evr, we been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise, we don't fight we all play nice living in an Amish paradise
I tried cutting on the dotted line........ Now my iPhone screen is broken and cracked
@Russel Wilson, and that is why you won't make it to the Super Bowl
I think someone should make a commenter of the week prize, so that we can feel more appreciated for our comments. Just a thought.
I know you guy are tired of hearing stuff like this but I just found out that this girl I like has had a crush on me for 2 years, I'm taking her to prom in a few weeks.
@Nicholas the Stout, I tried to get with my crush of 6 years after reading your comment, FRIENDZONE
@AllISayIsLol, i love you
Instructions weren't clear enough, got my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.
Wouldn't it be the other way around?
Holding it upside down in front of a mirror has the same effect.
Me and my hand have a good relationship.
@Never Top Comment, *My hand and I.
@Solsius, aaaaannnnddd the joke is ruined.
Directions were not clear enough dick got stuck in a ceiling fan
If I don't know why I stay, is that enough reason to leave?
And always remember that your hands can be your best friend
Every one could you do me a favor? My schools band is playing at an assembly for a big tset thing, and were playing starwars. Me and two of my friends were told we could do a lightsaber battle in front of the school. Now my best friend has about ten lightsabers at his house and I asked him to bring a few in and he responded with, "wow that's lame star wars is stupid I'm not bringing them in". Could you text/call him at 660 349 0956 and tell him how wrong he is? THANKS!
"Now my best friend ..." - nevermore
@Cow Fudge Munch, This isnt /b/
@Cow Fudge Munch, do you really want to be remembered as the kid who played with light sabers in public? In a few years you'll agree with your friend.
@Demetrocles, I just want to be able to enjoy school. I'm not too much of a star wars nerd, I've only seen the fist one. But I still think it will be fun and disagree with my friend
@Cow Fudge Munch, pretty damn immature to put your friends number online. If you have a problem with him, man up and face it yourself
@Cow Fudge Munch, dont wreck yourself... Listen to him... It's already bad enough knowing you're in band and your friend has 10 lightsabers
Guess my ex gf's saw this picture before I did.
@Cow Fudge Munch, why would he have light sabers if he hates thinks Star Wars is stupid...?
@N0thinonthis, he said they were his brothers, and sorry for accidentally posting twice
@N0thinonthis, that's what I was thinking... Also, that's too bad for you, but stop it with these phone numbers for stupid reasons. The first and second time it was to destroy our mortal enemy iFunny, but now it's for something like this?
@Ditto, even then, it was immature, not to mention potentially dangerous, especially over something so stupid.
Never got top comment can you nerds thumbs me up? Ill down vote you guys if you don't
TRUE TRAINS, I be runnin on that coal wheels should be on train tracks, moving.. Cargo.. From California to fairfax, train be in that power class, yo my train can haul ass, ya know my train don't need no gas
I tried this and now I have a broken screen. Thanks funnypics
Sure. Let's all cut up are precious phones.
Directions not clear enough. Im in build a bear and My penis is stuck in a ceiling fan. I'm getting a lot of weird looks
OH! It says me
Guess you could say they are looking for a *puts on sunglasses* lifetime commitment.
This photo is as old as your mum
This photo I'
I tried this and now my iPod is broken...
@LeedleLee, nvm. Directions were too clear. I'm stupid. Good day.
More like how to build the least lasting relationship.