Even if you clear your history, you might come out of it with a virus...
@World Eater, or 40 lashes.
@Tunnel Snakes Rule, No, no, don't try too hard.
@World Eater, I like you. You can stay.
Can't get rid of AIDS
@Geo1345, what about asburgers?
@Geo1345, obviously they're not using enough Vicks or 7 up
More of a private browsing mode
Clear history or clear stomach contents?
@Ezy61, why not both!
@Ezy61, why not both *queue Mexican music*
At least my keyboard isn't in comic sans. That was mistake #1 for ms. Nails here.
I may have clear history, but everything before the last few hours is saved to a cloud device and backed up.
@Pimpinpenguin, what the hell are you talking about? You just went full retard...
@Pimpinpenguin, Are you talking to yourself?
@TheOneBigGongzilla, there's four of me, and one of you... I'd walk away if I were you
@Pimpinpenguin, yea man, back off!
I think it just makes your history more shameful in the morning...
@Obnoxious mouse, Nd you then you drink some to clear that history and the cycle repeats itself
I wonder what control alt delete is
@Rickstick, escape button
That also serves as beer goggles
Am I the only one who's never consumed alcohol, even if I'm at the legal age?
On a more depressing note, there's also a Force Quit.
What about Alt-F4?
Guns are my half-control Z, so much can be fixed with a nice M1911
Ew comic sans
This person must not have heard of abortion.
It's OK to live as if they're no consequences...
@Seamus Finnigan, How old are you?
@TheOneBigGongzilla, I'm just saying, some whiskey would work better than a pinnacolada
Wouldn't it be more so incognito mode?
Creepy Sloth Says:
Bad Luck Brian: Logs on to browse Internet, gets the blue screen of death.
Life has no retoast, but it does come with a funny pics option
@itachithing, shut up
@itachithing, false! history repeats itself.
There are two options: either there is other life, or there is not. Both of which are equally terrifying. ~some guy on the Internet