On an unrelated note, I love that feeling when you take a massive sh** and feel like you've lost 10 lbs.
I've avoided updating funnypics for almost a year now because if I do it will be outdated for my iPod touch 2nd gen.
@Ursa Minor, I thought I was the only one! It's because they still have a Posts section.
@Ursa Minor, that would suck if you couldn't use this app.
@Firestone, I want a posts section :'(
@Ursa Minor, You are fighting a forgotten battle.
@Ursa Minor, damn, I remember when iPod touch 2nd gen was a huge thing (not to be offensive)
@Ursa Minor, same here. There's only like 4apps we can download now.
@Ursa Minor, i still have my version 1.2.1 gen 1 touch bought on release date, used it all the way up to 4 months ago til i got this iphone 5
@guywhodidthatthing, if you use the categories bar at the bottom of the home screen it has the category "posts"
Waits for " 'Murica " comments
@SuperGing, i was gonna comment some thing like that but now
Say communism again! Say it, i dare ya! I double dog dare ya motha fcka!
I was trolled by Flash Gordon...
What country you from?!
@Tunnel Snakes Rule, Tunnel Snakes... have you played Fallout 3 by any chance?
@SonOfAzrael, I have
@SonOfAzrael, That's us, and we rule!
That's the US and North Korea right now
Hey guys I'm trying to pull something off. You know how people hate when the top comments are replies? Yeah well please reply with the most ridiculous things to make them have to look. Don't thumb me up because then I might get top comment. If you are reading this to find out what the other commenters were talking about, you've just been trolled. Thank you
@Flash Gordon, Yes I understand that but how will he make it fit inside of him?
@Flash Gordon, ya but who finds purple alien dild0s in their basement these days?!
@Flash Gordon, yes, I totally agree, so we shall meet at kings cross station at 10 o'clock September first between platforms 9 and 10 to yell at passing by muggles
@Flash Gordon, I too like to piss on squirrels.
@Flash Gordon, I have actually thought about this but couldn't figure out to word anyway good job. I was trolled.
@Flash Gordon, But My mom's bloody didlo hasn't done so yet.
@Flash Gordon, Jokes on you! I dont read the top comments until I press the toggle button!
@Flash Gordon, but that still doesn't explain what happened to the cow's enflamed nipples.
So the Popsicles were used as purple dildos? That's the monkey!
@Flash Gordon, brilliant sir
@Flash Gordon, Wow, how could you say that? Black people aren't any different from white people!
@Flash Gordon, how do we get the hookers to actually get in the bag? One failure in your plan.
@Flash Gordon, that may be so but if it's that slippery and tangled, I don't think it will stay in very long.
but when the cows dildo exploded was in or out
@Flash Gordon, dude, that was way too soon
@Flash Gordon, YOU DID WHAT TO MY CAT!?!?
@Flash Gordon, wow, this totally worked on me ._.
@Flash Gordon, you'll really sell a gram for that cheap? Wow, I feel like one lucky bitch.
@Flash Gordon, why the heck would they eat their cat??????????
@Flash Gordon, DAMN IT YOU GOT ME
@Flash Gordon, so I seriously doubt you when you say you don't watch porn
@Flash Gordon, ..f*ck.. I've been trolled
@Flash Gordon, this is awesome
@Flash Gordon, the
@Flash Gordon, the one thing I don't get is why the skeletons nipples weren't on fire
@Flash Gordon, no, it was really hard to cum with my dad in the way :/
@Flash Gordon, alright I see where you're going with this, but instead of a refrigerator I think we should put it in a burlap sack.
@Flash Gordon, wait so did the potato get killed or did the onion save him?
@Flash Gordon, You brilliant man.
@Flash Gordon, yes yes I know she fcked a small tree stump, BUT A FIRE HYDRANT!?!
@Flash Gordon, So you make the fist after you're in there?
@Flash Gordon, yeah but if the mother fuc*s the son then the dad has to get killed!
@Flash Gordon, but every time i try my anus bleeds
@Flash Gordon, and how exactly did the spider's legs get inside you?
@Flash Gordon, Yeah, but the nuns won't buy it. They'll be too busy tickling the monkeys to even care about the left over cheesecake from the feast of St Julius, the donkey fondler.
@Flash Gordon, I think you're right about the polka dotted giraffe but I completely disagree with your theory of how Honey Boo Boo's mom got all her chins.
@Flash Gordon, I'm still not sure, how do I get the bloodstains off of my ceiling?
@Flash Gordon, ok I received the body. But where should I stuff the mayo?
@Flash Gordon, ok fine, but she doesn't deserve to lick the cows nipples
@Flash Gordon, yes, I too, used to live in the tardis and time travel but that was because I was Doctor Who
@Flash Gordon, what do you mean sarah jessica parker is actually a human
@Flash Gordon, ya got me...
@Flash Gordon, your a sick sick bastard
@Flash Gordon, god damnit.
@Flash Gordon, I forgot what the pic was about just to read all the random comments
@Flash Gordon, It's funny because he is a Jew, and you clearly won the argument.
@Flash Gordon, so you're the sick bastard that shot my cat!?!?!?! You sick bastard!!!!
@Flash Gordon, Wait wait wait, who the hell likes to have sex with an elephant?
@Flash Gordon, but what about the quidditch-playing turkey on meth?
I ate bacon.
I'm going to be the good guy and be the opposite of thumbs-down trolls. Because why not? Wish me luck.
I guess you could say that an American... *puts on shades* ...gave him the bird? YEEEEAAAAAAHHHH
@Punny Guy Is Punny, I didn't know birds like that kind of thing.....
Unrelated but has anyone been watching the call of duty championship?
You want fun times with funny pics people yes? We have some openings for a kik party and YOU'RE invited. RSVP BeethCake or SexDinosaur
What aint no country I ever heard of! Do they speak freedom in what?!
Yo no habla ingles
@The Sea Bear, *hablo
It's hard to speak freely when u got strings attached
Say WHAT again!!!
Freedom isn't a language
@TheBulletMagnet, oh really? F*cking communist.
@squirtledix, fact bitch, that's like saying American is a language or cake is a language. A noun can't be a way of speaking unless you can't speak. That comment had nothing to do with communism, there are other types of society besides communism and capitalism. Straight up knowledge! P.S. America isn't the free-est country.
@TheBulletMagnet, it's called a joke, genius
@Vault Tec CEO, and my joke wasn't?
RUN FOREST RUN
@OhLookaButterfly, How original...
DETECTIVE HEART OF AMERICA, HE SAVES THE DAY!!
@Flash Gordon, What about the purple cat, did he teleport too?
没有。我是个讲华语的人。(Just kidding. But seriously, I'm Singaporean.)
@Flash Gordon I get about the cow nipple and piss on squirrels, but what about the baboons genitalia in that paper shredder?
What do you call a quarter-pounder with cheese in France?
Guys how do you log into this app on an android idk how to