I had an awesome chem professor who taught us the diatomic elements with "(H)ave (N)(O) (F)ear (I)ce (C)o(l)d (B)ee(r). It worked well. I still remember. #ForeverEngineer
Beermedic 1: This mans alcohol level is going down. I need 50cc's of carlsberg stat! No, he's sobering.
Beermedic 2: Not on my watch. I need a funnel and a beer keg stat!
Beermedics 1&2: CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!
They are registered to do the Heineken manuever.