My penis tells me I made some good decisions last night.
@Never Top Comment , wow talking penis
@Never Top Comment , my penis once told me I made a bad decision so I chopped him off with a rusty spoon
@WTF is wrong with me, WTF is wrong with you
@Never Top Comment , your name is a lie
@Never Top Comment , I'm just liking your comment so you can be top comment.
@Never Top Comment , and your pee burns like it made a bad decision last night
Did you know that the cause of bad breath is because of a health issue we all have called Halitosis? Certain foods and improper cleaning techniques are the cause. When you eat food it goes down to your digestive track. This breaks down the food. The food eventually is small enough to travel in the blood. It then goes to the lungs. When food is in the lungs, they get breathed out. Most of these foods still have stomach acid smells and tastes which come back up when you breathe. The result in this is bad breathe. Another idea of Halitosis could be improper teeth cleaning. Sometimes if we forget to floss, food sticks in our teeth. If left there long enough, the food will rot and decompose. This causes an oder to come out of the mouth, bad breathe. Fun fact of the day number two. Sources: medicalcenter.osu.edu.
@Solsius, would that be Oklahoma state university? Cause thats where i go to the Tulsa campus
@Jg20, high five! Wanting to go to the home campus in Stillwater, here in a year or so, myself! :)
Does anybody else's breath smell WORSE in the morning when you brushed your teeth the night before?
@Waffle Fries, yes! I've never understood why though.
Smells like Swedish fish
I hear her words but her face is that of satisfaction try
I'd just liked to say I think 30's-60's pinup girls are incredibly beautiful.
am I the only one who's saliva smells like honey when it's on my pillow o.O
Hmm if I had to guess your mouth tastes like Slut.
*if you know what I mean*
Must be that Swedish foreign exchange student with the candy fish vagina...
...looks like an Orbitz gum commercial.
Worries me because she's sleeping alone in a single bed
Did you know that the radiation from a cellphone in your pocket can reduce sperm count for males?
@unoriginalposts, would that mean I wouldn't have to rubber up? Nice...
@Tunnel Snakes Rule, No. Disease is still a reason for condoms. They protect you and your partner.
@BrenniePoo, actually that's a myth, condoms don't prevent most STDs
@GoddessOfMinecraft, They prevent the spread of STDs more than using nothing does.
Maybe some windows pxnis?
She decided not to brush her teeth
We've all woken up with that nasty taste
@Said Everybody, i dont think thats what it means...
there seems to be a problem.
What do you guys think is the funniest user name in your opinion?
@NoMoreOpinionPolls is pretty cool.
@ur all thinking it 2, ok I got to admit you got me on that one.
@Captain Panic, ...sorry, my user name forces me to say things like that sometimes.
My one co-worker would only brush his teeth at night, and never in the morning...we
That bed would of been more messed up if something happened, just saying
hannibal lecter's sister...