You forgot the time where you think to yourself " now would be a great time for a murder to walk in"
@Breifcase , OMG! I'm not alone!
@Breifcase , So true! I once watched a movie where the murderer shot somebody and the other person didn't hear because they were in the shower, now I'm always paranoid.
@Breifcase , the only way I'm not okay with dying is in the shower
@a Fish from Canadia, really legally blond god I swear.
@Breifcase , A murder of Crows?
@Breifcase , but then I think, "what kind of murderer would kill someone in the shower?" Maybe I'll just wait for them to finish their nice shower and come back tomorrow.
@Breifcase , thats exactly what i do, but when i have soap in my hair and my eyes are closed
@Breifcase , I remember this scene from Chucky where he kills the woman in the shower with a knife..
@Breifcase , that's why I always shower with a switch blade
@a Fish from Canadia, I saw that same movie
What about masturbating?
Actually i spent 49% of the time standing there feeling the warmth of the water and changing it hotter then 50% thinking about how the water runs through the pipes to get to the shower, then 1% showering
@Invalid Chicken, I just think about what achievement I should get next
@Invalid Chicken, I do that too, and also have 5 more percent of thinking of great replies I should have said to burn people.
And catching water in your hands and dropping it
I don't catch shower water in my mouth. I can't be the only one.
For me it's 98 percent day dream 2 percent wash
Different post. Same concept/words. Still true though
This bitch does not know how to shower
Time spent- on funny pics 99% on toilet 1% also on toilet
1% other *if you know what I mean*
@ImNotGoodWithNames, it's funny cause you're jerking off
@ImNotGoodWithNames, it only takes you 1% of the time spent to get off? How long are your showers 3 hours???
@ImNotGoodWithNames, stop commenting on every pic
@Atticus, no he just has a reptile dysfunction
@Nikoli23, Where do we live, North Korea? Let him do what he wants
@Jem Finch, why do you care so much?
@ImNotGoodWithNames, more like 80%
@Nikoli23, who gives a fcuk if he comments on every pic? It isn't your damn business.
@Atticus, even with 3 hours, 1% is only 1 minute and 48 second lol
@Atticus, Just sayin there are people with the username Jem Finch and Jean Louise Finch.
@Atticus, No, his faps are 10 seconds
@Atticus, he is a sprinter
@Nikoli23, why do YOU care so much. That is the question
@Level 8999, *69%
You forgot about imaginary arguements and fights with people you hate.
30 percent trying to see if im a water bender
I spend about 45% masturbating
I just sit in the shower
False 50% of time spent washing crotch
@Valid Duck, Yeah, "washing"
Does anyone else always add the percentages just to see if they equal 100?
Well, here's what I do: 70% leaning with my head and arms against the wall (because I'm lazy) and contemplating the universe, 10% catching water and spitting it out, 5% turning up the heat, 13% procrastinating washing, 2% washing.
What about singing??
I have concerts in my shower. Anyone outside the bathroom is lucky enough to hear a free one.
Did anyone else accidentally read it as "In the shower daydreaming"?
What about masturbating
Am I the only one that doesn't catch hot water in their mouth?
Time spent- one funny pics: 99% on the toilet 1% also on the toilet
@acsdog, do you people learn nothing? D-D-D-DOWNVOTE
Did anyone else count the percentages to make sure they added to 100 and were hoping it was wrong so you could point it out and feel superior? No? It was just me then?
Any of you check percentages? 50, 70, 80, 90.... Oh okay
ads keep telling me to prevent fires wtf?
Surely I'm not the only one
has imaginary arguments while in the shower?
Playing on phone in plastic bag like I am
5% - waiting for the water to heat up. 10% quickly washing everything right before my roommates start yelling at me for me being in the shower too long. 85% fapping.
You forgot the time to experiment with the properties of water.
And 99% finding that spider that I saw 2 seconds ago
For girls: 50% shaving legs 25% washing and conditioning 10% shaving other areas (if you know what I mean) 10% singing 5% washing body
I like to catch the water in my mouth and pee and the same time so I look like a fountain.
And singing. Don't forget singing.
Then you open the shower curtain, and slenderman was standing there waiting for you. Have a nice evening. :)
Does anyone else still sing in the shower or did that just die out and I'm the only one that survived the extinction?
I like how it says 'Washing OTHER body parts'.
My shower time is taken up by shaving and washing my hair I don't like certain body hair so I take forever to shave completely
Does anyone else this is a repost of an old pic, just put into a different format?
And singing, dont forget singing
U forgot the part about letting the water trinkle off my fingers and pretend your the alien from Scary Movie pissing from your finger tips
I spend 50% seeing how high I can spit the water I catch in my mouth
Daydreaming is fun
I spend lots of time adjusting it to the perfect temperature.
What about jerking off? I'd say it has to be an occasional 10%.