Oh so this is how I got pink eye!
@DildoMonster, yeah 0_o I just felt all around my head just to check
@DildoMonster, think you mean Brown Eye
@Andrioffa, pink eye is caused by contact with buttholes if you didn't know. Seriously I'm not kidding.
so if I hump the air, I'm also humping ghosts?
@Fondled Weiner, ghosts fondle you ALL THE TIME
@Fondled Weiner, you don't even want to know what happens when you fap
@Fondled Weiner, guess what I'm doing ;)
@Fondled Weiner, why would u hump the air
@Fondled Weiner, oh god I did the beginning of the Harlem shake so many times without knowing
@Fondled Weiner, doesn't matter had sex
I would just like to say that in light of what happened today in Boston I just wanted to say thank you for everyone on this app because you're all really good people and you would never do something as horrible as that and that I'm glad some section of humanity hasn't been ranted with this idiocracy. Thank you please keep the people in Boston in your thoughts.
@turtlejump, too much hate in the world. That's why I suggest making a law banning all music but happy reggae stuff. No one can be angry while listening to happy reggae.
@turtlejump, I know how you feel. A high school just down the street from me got a bomb and shooting threat. But he got put in jail.
A ghost could be breakdancing next to you and you could never know...
@Feathermay, This comment...
@Feathermay, somehow this makes me upset... I want to see some cool break dancing!
Doesn't matter had sex
For some reason I actually laughed. Lol also, got back from Vegas, went with $400, came back with $600! Plus, went to the pool Saturday afternoon, got shmammered, and totally don't remember the day. Means good time right? Haha
@Bench, I'd only go to Vegas to role play Hangover.
Pray for the people injured at the Boston marathon bombing :(
My friend actually told me that when you shiver it's a ghost passing through you.
Hey, I'd do the same thing if I was haunting someone. Who could resist?
F*ck yeah, never alone- Wait
Good thing I'm an ass man
I'm not sure if this was meant to make me feel good, or to make me lose sleep. Because right now, it's doing the latter.
Since I'm an owl I say an owl fact: owls do more than just hoot-they make many more vocalizations
My ghosts hate when I vigorously beat off in front of them...
Happy Jackie Robinson Day!!
Now I can feel them on me...
... I have no idea what to say to this.
I don't know what i expected.
Ghost suck Shrodo good
This is oddly comforting...
They rubbin their butts all up on you
So do they put there butts on you on purpose or is it just the picture
This guy's username...lmao
Bottom left pic. Is that ghost having nal sex or just is he Jimmy Saville?
Last frame: Where's his iPhone?
Well now I can relax knowing ghosts are constantly rubbing their asses on me.
So ghosts just use you as toilet paper? M'kay then, whatever
Is anybody else getting that really annoying gangam style ad?
da fuq I just read?
I don't know what to do with this information
Forever Alone guy, is technically not alone! What a breakthrough! (But, I seriously hope the ghost butts touching me are female..)
Earlyer i felt a gohst boner rub my leg it was creepy
Jeg er na klar, det er morsomt!
So every moment of my life is a ghost orgy?
What about masturbating :l
DOSNT MATTER HAD SEX
FACT: that is not true. a fifteenth of all people who ever lived are alive today. So if the world population instantly multiplied by 15, the number of butts touching you would equal the average amount of ghost butts that are touching you now. (less than 5)
@Vox Testuidi, what about animal ghosts?
Did anyone else hear about the Boston marathon bombings?
@Steele, Yeah. Just makes me want to move to another country (for three reasons, actually). Second: We are supposedly a "Free Country", but there are waaaayy too many laws to govern our personal lives. And third: I live on the west coast, so we have a greater chance of getting bombed (Not like its a big deal).
I GET SO MUCH ASS
An excellent fact!
This reminds me of the episode of WKUK when Zach was being tea bagged by a ghost.
A quick glance at the thumbnail looks like mickeys hand....
now i question if im truly alone when i fap when nobody is home, and i regret doing so in the past
That explains my weird dream about butts last night...
Twerk team, ghost style
YOU HAVE NO PROOF!!!
@Buttholemilk, Dat name.....
I guess... You can't but your way through! Hahaha. Oh never mind that seas terrible.