Cast your thumbs either over or under / with this app open i cannot slumber / with hours spent i cannot number / in the name of all that FunnyPics stands for, Quoth the Raven:
@Nevermore, you clever Sonnb!tch
@Nevermore, I read that and then
@jizzed in my pants, quite an astonishing reaction, really. I must say i'm both impressed and repulsed.
@Nevermore, I don't mean to be a hater, but I am indeed a Grammar Nazi, as well as a fan of Edgar Allan Poe, and I must say that your clever passage didn't make sense at points and wasn't very well done. I appreciate the attempt though.
@Almost Dead Guy, although i am obligated to acknowledge your opinion out of respect, do know that i did not ask to be compared to Edgar Allen Poe. Your criticism has been duly noted, so good day to you.
@Nevermore, you my friend deserve a medal.
@Tommy16, You jealous bro?
@Tommy16, you have certainly made a name for yourself with your rude and overwhelming negativity. Personally, i find you entertaining. I wonder though if you try only to spark a reaction from our fine community or if you have some anger problems that need to be addressed. Either way, i respect your general forwardness and so i thank you for your time.
@Nevermore, Spoken like a sir! Take that Tommy16!
@Tommy16, me and several others have already told you to shut up. Honestly, I know you don't care, but everyone on this app profoundly hates you. It seems like you just learned the phrase "shut up shthead" or the phrase "shut the hell up". Nobody cares how much you hate the app or the people on it. Okay we know its not a "social networking app" but we just comment to each other and on the pic. That does not make it a social networking app. So let me borrow a phrase from your paltry pamphlet of vocabulary: "shut the hell up shthead" -p.s. that alliteration was not intended, but I am proud of it.
@Tommy16, I am actually glad you're here it gives me someone to vent my stress on so I say thank you to random dumb@$$es like yourself who help me relieve my stress and have fun while doing it
@jizzed in my pants,
@Nevermore, you're such a gentlemen! Have my babies!!
@Daenerys Targaryen, made me laugh
Finally made an account. I feel like I've joined an honorable family of Funny people, random strangers, and hilarious pictures. I promise to be original, and stay three funny!... In relation to the pic: I hope this isn't an elementary school. If it is, this must be the teacher who taught Pedobear... Everything he knows...
@Three Funny, i welcome you on behalf of our fine community. I look forward to seeing your name in the comments of many pictures to come.
@Three Funny, nice intro. You have joined a very nice family of commenters and uploaders. Hope you get along well! Just stay away from the trolls, they're like the Meg of the family. Especially stay away from Tommy16. He doesn't like newcomers and we all hate him.
@404, well put
@Nevermore, thank you, good sir.
@Three Funny, probably the best intro ive seen. I already like u
@Three Funny, welcome to the family, I like newcomers so you have me as an ally if you ever need it
@Three Funny, Welcome, my child.
@Three Funny, I appreciated you doing an intro AND a funny comment all in one, I already like you
Well i always smile when i look at my crotch, but thats just me.
@Feldertron, according to the rules of the internet, this means you must have small genitalia.
@MrJojo, Nah. He's just smiling at the fact that he's on FunnyPics liking his own comments. Oh and yeah, he is phone is also bigger.
@MrJojo, mojo jojo?
I smile at my crotch all the time, in fact, I tend to have the habit of smiling at other people's crotches.
The sticky note makes it super creepy
Obviously she's never seen my penis.
I looked at my crotch at gave it a high five in class, then I was sent to court for "masturbating in public"
I really hope that note with the face is also from the teacher.
@nevermore we just read that poem about twenty minutes ago in my 9th grade LA class lol
@Spinorama29, an exemplary literary specimen, is it not? :)
If they had used a yellow post it that guys face would've looked like a very manly spongebob
The post-it is disturbing my soul.....
If you're into that kind of thing...
Mmm crotchless jeans and no boxers are all the rage these days
THATS NOT NORMAL?
Anybody else misses the trow out window meme?
Who's ready to get fondled?
@Mickey Mouse Hands, Don't like your own comments douche. I hope you choke on your fingers.
@SmartAlecks, OH GOD WHY
@SmartAlecks, wait a second...would it or would it not be pleasurable? Hmmmmm
@SmartAlecks, i didn't -_-
@Flad, I don't think choking would be pleasurable
Don't like this comment because it's Unrelated to the pic: but who on this app is a Retsupurae fan?
@Elfman Strauss, no one
@CameronVanBuren, oh I guess it's just me....
Dear Americans, Due to your failure to realize that Kim Jong Un Is our all knowing leader and god. We are immediately assuming control of your goverment. Any who fail to meet our demands will have there bodies torn limb from limb
@North korean general, da fuq is wrong with you... This isnt even remotely funny. Add a punch line or something, cause this isn't really a joke, it's more offensive than anything
Do you remember texting in class? Pepperidge Farm remembers
@AllISayIsLol, BACK, TROLL. BACK TO THE SHADOWS TO WHERE YOU CAME.
@Sauron likes muffins, Lol :(
I know I am too.. Haha
Hah, this guy.. this guy.
I'm sorry, I have an enormous penis, I can't help but to look at it every couple of minutes and smile.
Does anybody remember there first comment on this app?
Ironic since I'm looking at this during class
Well maybe if your really proud of it.. If your into that stuff
My teacher has this sign... *shudders*
Guys speaking of class, i was sitting down and i had my phone out and this girl saw that i had funnypics and she said "omg i have funny pics too!" So i said "holy sh!t that's awesome and she goes "yeah. But ifunny's little the little biatch version of us so...". Just sharing an awesome moment guys! Have a good day
I had some guest speakers at school once and one of them did exactly this while the other was talking
@SWAT, booyah! Take that, Plants! You just got plantsed! I beat you to it! Now you may cease your "Plants" comments and say something funny.
@SWAT, the fact that you get so disturbed by the plants IS what makes it funny. This guy is trolling passive aggressive style
What....i always smile at my crotch.
PENIS SIZE JOKES ARE INCOMING!!!
@The Eighth Dwarf, WE CAN HEAR YOU, SIR. WHY ARE YOU YELLING?
@Nevermore, Haha caps lock gets more attention and that was an urgent message
@The Eighth Dwarf, understood :)
If you know what I mean. *mr. Bean voice
True.....I just look and weep!!
I bet black guys look down at their crotches and smile...
That awkward moment when you look down and think of a funny joke
Pedoteacher. That happened to me today, in our schools annual anti-rape program, my teacher said you can always say no to uncomfortable touches as she caressed my shoulder.