There are so many things that would be so nice to do, but would make you look gay. Like I always wish I could wear a skirt, but unfortunately it will never happen if I want to continue banging Hermione
@Ron Weasley, Scotland is the place for you!
@Ron Weasley, you did wear a skirt. To the Yule Ball! You said yourself you looked like your Great Aunt Tessie!
@Ron Weasley, I've never tried on a skirt
@Ron Weasley, at first I thought I was going to have to take your card away, but then I read the rest.
@I have, *Riiiiiiiiiiiipppppp* That was the sound of me ripping up your man card.
@Ron Weasley, Go to Scotland, they'll accept you and your skirt.
@Ron Weasley, wear a kilt?
@Ron Weasley, your solution as @Pavo said is the kilt
@Ron Weasley, wingardium leviosaaa
@Ron Weasley, yeah that better not happen
@Ron Weasley, ER... Kilt? Duh?
@Ron Weasley, BTW, your face is over my boobs right now. I won't tell Hermione if you don't.
@Ron Weasley, I clearly remember you offering up Hermione because she was "whingy anyway", and you were going to buy chocolate.
@Ron Weasley, What's this about a skirt, hmm?
@Ron Weasley, wear a kilt I hear all the guys are wearing them in Scotland. You don't even have to wear underware with them
@Ron Weasley, is there room for a third, Mr. Weasley?
@Pavo, I don't normally care, but lots of people say this. I will clarify. It is mainly people in the highlands that wear kilts. Believe it or not, there is very few people living in the highlands, which is why even though Scotland has a very large land mass, it's population is smaller than Scotland. So, anyway maybe about 100-500 (or along those lines) people live in the highlands where as the majority live in lower land and do NOT wear kilts. Really sorry for the long post but most people don't realise
@Ron Weasley, at school me and some people were supposed wear uggs but like always they didn't commit so I was probably known as the gay one
@Ron Weasley, try a kilt
@im a lair, i have the strange feeling your lying
@Felixs Bitch, I knew that very less people wear kilts in Scotland. I just made a little, hopefully negligible, joke of it. I'm sorry if I offended you or anyone else on this app.
@Pavo, kilts are actually pretty nice
This seems like an appropriate picture to tell you guys this! Haha, I'm gay, yup, I enjoy the D. But I'm not like one of THOSE gays, I'm down-to-earth, I like memes and video games, I have tons of guy friends who are totally cool with me being who I am, I also hope you guys can too. :)
@jaminben823, because you so cool about it, I am giving you the "golden man card" it is the greatest of all "man cards"
@the man card police , why thank you! I'll gladly accept this honor!
@jaminben823, Your username should be the stereotype buster...
@jaminben823, yaaay, I salute you for being who you really are, not hiding it, and being so awesomely chill :)
@jaminben823, Who like the D? You like the D, what!
@jaminben823, Ha. I like you.
@BeautySchoolDropout, And I like you! And your username! Love that movie!
@jaminben823, that fact that you said "those gays" makes me think you're just an attention wh0re and not really gay.
@jaminben823, i embrace being gay. that just my chances of scoring increase little by little :B. it can also help with over-population.
@Punny Guy Is Punny, Believe me, bud, I'm gay ;)
@the man card police , does the medal delivery guy deliver those too
@jaminben823, :D Yay! I have the approval of an anonymous Internet user! My life is complete! :D
He makes it sound like it's a bad thing. Nothing is wrong with being gay...
@Faithful Handyman, true, but if you thought you were not gay...
ADAM CAROLLA FTW!
Or like socks and sandals
@Zylexity , people have made this a thing, socks are bigger than shoes now, kids at school dye their own name brand socks because buying pre colored ones isn't cool enough or something
@Zylexity , That's Mexicans, not gays. I would know, half of my family came straight from Mexico and rock the socks with Adidas sandals crap.
Gay sex. Best sex
So what you are saying is wear women's crocks so girls are giving you a BJ instead? Got it
@Dr EviI, no. Wearing women's crocks is like receiving sexual intercourse from a guy. That's what 'Akon' informed me of anyway
@Feedback94, NO! BAD TROLL!!! BAD BAD BAD!
Doesn't matter, had sex
@akon, no you silly 10 year old. BJs don't count as sex
@Shadoath, actually oral sex is sex
@LSDtrippin, go up to someone and say "I just had sex" and I guarantee they'll assume you mean actual sex. Penetration. Not oral. Although it is oral 'sex' it doesn't fit into having sex. Getting a bj doesn't mean you're not a virgin anymore
I went to the Cheesecake Factory over the weekend and my sister is a waitress there. Their "uniform" is to wear all white. Her choice of shoes? Crocs, aka, give up on life shoes. xD
It's Death from Family Guy!
Eather way you're wearing rubber ;)
No one wants to be like me *forever alone*
They look even better with those ghetto little button things in them.
But then it keeps on feeling great
Yea... I don't want to confiscate your man card because you are wearing crocs, but I will
I remember when I used to wear Crocs to school, like all the other kids. Oh wait... The ones I had were cheap knock-offs, called Gators.
@therhinomaster, crocs are from the dollar store, there can't be knock-offs of something from the dollar store. Lol
@Fallenshadow16, false. Real crocs are very expensive, it's a brand name.
@BeautySchoolDropout, True, they cost tens of dollars
@Sharp the Shooter, Mmhmm. Gigantic waste of money.
Does anyone know who this comedian is?
@Nathan, he's Adam Carolla, a writer, comedian and political analysyst.
@Grimlock, get it on! Got to get it on! No choice but to get it on! Mandate, get it on!