Hello, I am currently 16 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Antartica; home of the greatest walruses. I’ve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus
@LEEBOSS, Umm...Have fun with that.
@LEEBOSS, you sir, are my hero
@LEEBOSS, Walruses don't live in Antarctica...
@LEEBOSS, how did you type this message?
@LEEBOSS, Well if you cut off your arms for "training" then how did you type this?
@LEEBOSS, how did u type this mister half walrus with no arms
@puntastic, oh... beat me to it.
@LEEBOSS, can I join you? I want to bring back saber tooth cats
@LEEBOSS, you have a long way to go to beat me.
@LEEBOSS, can I be a mammoth!
@LEEBOSS, Way to steal this from the Internet
@LEEBOSS, How could you write this without arms?
@Appa and Momo, HOW DARE YOU STOMP ON HIS DREA
@Appa and Momo, *DREAMS
@LEEBOSS, if u cut off ur arms how did u type that
@LEEBOSS, I believe in you. Follow your dreams! Set examples for children and stuff.
@LEEBOSS, that wasn't random at all.
@LEEBOSS, you are welcome anytime in my kingdom
@The Chameleon , FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS "throws omelet at cat"
@The Chameleon , sometimes I go to the random section and stumble on a golden comment. This is one of those times
@The Chameleon , hate to break it to you, but this app is 17+
Day of Upload: 4/23/13.
Umm I don't know...I think he's pretty sexy...
One time I saw a number plate like that and the driver had about 3 rolls of neck fat...
I dont know what that cop is smoking, but that man looks pretty sexy to me
@Valiin, With a moustache that perfect, he can't be available!
Hello fellow commenters, I would like to inform you that on the 20th of April I ventured into the unknown land of ifunny... It was a Treacherous experience and I barely made it back alive. Sorry for this long post but I knew that I just had to inform you and that if there are any brave souls that are willing to take on this unfathomable task, I warn you to be careful... For I have been scarred for life because of my previous ordeal.... Thank you.
@Liamb123, I have barely skimmed the surface of it and shied away. I have yet to venture oh so deep!
@Liamb123, you guys are so dramatic over this stuff, I mean seriously. I frequent iFunny as well as this app and you guys just exaggerate so much. It's a different experience, so just take it as that and stop whining, complaining, and "warring" against iFunny.
@Liamb123, You must have been very high on 420 to try ifunny
@Iniquitous, can we please dismember him now and cut off his genitals
@Liamb123, you are seriously immature.
@Liamb123, *Raptor Thinking* If sorry for the long post, why make a long post?
@Iniquitous, when did you graduate from Killjoke University?
@Iniquitous, I thought they were the same app for a while...
@Iniquitous, shut up man, if you want to be accepted on this app you are going to have to hate iFunny or like it in silence
@Liamb123, I mean funny pics
@Liamb123, while you were in the land of ifunny, I ventured into the land of ganja
@Iniquitous, i know you are but what am i???
@Iniquitous, that's true, but I think it's more for the laugh than anything, it's not like proper gangster wars haha, its just a little fun to have competition sometimes
@SpecialEd Teacher, shut up and go teach your retards
@Liamb123, who. cares.
@Liamb123, how to put this kindly uum I don't care
@Iniquitous, I mean,yeah, people are dramatic about the war and stuff, but to tell you the truth, Ifunny just sucks.
@Iniquitous, i agree with you 100%
@Liamb123, honestly I've been on ifunny for a few months trying to see how we can improve our own app, and it's not that bad, plus it has some good things to offer. I still like funnypics way more than ifunny, but we can defiantly improve.
@Iniquitous, Good, I thought I was the only one.
@Liamb123, I really am getting tired of these posts... It's not like you're scared to download it and by my guesses you've already had the app for a while
I say this all the time to one kid that says hes got A big weiner
Is that Ron Jeremy ?
I'm guessing that's Ron Jeremy.
I think that's penn from penn and teller...
I think he's sexy
Hi guys question time: when I was 2 my brother was half my age, I am now 100, how old is my brother?
Anybody else been around since this was posted with a different picture or am I just old to this app
@LEEBOSS, I'm sorry to tell you sir but you are going the wrong way. Our kingdom lays in the Arctic circle but I can make my way to Alaska if you would like to talk.
I'm at home
...and I know it DanaDanaDanaDaDa....
You better have burn heal!
And my number for calling me you sexy man
We got the fashion police up in here!
I think that he should be fined for being to attractive