I got the goods to be a stripper, but no daddy issues
@girlfunny, if there was a way to like, triple-like your comment, I would've found it by now. Lol you sound amazing @girlfunny.
@girlfunny, no...no stop please....you are making me fantasize...
@girlfunny, you don't have to have daddy issues to be a stripper... I'm not saying it doesn't help but it's not necessary
My mom said she was a stripper before she had me.
@Justin Beiber , I don't believe you, your mom is too ugly to be a stripper.
@5 Finger Derp Punch, I will rape you
@Justin Beiber , can't tell if that's decently cool, or a huge insult to your family
@Justin Beiber , your mother is a whore and a fornicator and a fiery hell awaits both of you!
@Justin Beiber , That explains everything!
@5 Finger Derp Punch, his mom is actually pretty hot...
@Justin Beiber , you spelled bieber wrong
@New Zealand, can we all agree that grammar nazis need to stfu? I think you should too. Nobody likes to be corrected.
I could just be a male stripper. My name will be "Ben Dover"
There's always the day shift?
There's a hobo in downtown Chicago that I always see holding a sign that says "too ugly to prostitute, too stupid to steal. Please help." I give him money every time because that's awesome. I don't know why this reminded me of him...
@MTrace, at a passing glance your username always catches my eye as the word "Trollface" or some variation of the sort.
@MTrace, where is medal boy when you need him??
@PsychoticGeese, i don't know but that hobo deserves at least 40
@MTrace, I know exactly who you are talking about! But the best homeless signs are in San Francisco
@DatNigaSpongebob, I went there once, but I must have been in the nice part of it because I don't remember seeing any hobos
This is from Whisper!!! I love that app!
@IrishPotatoes, first rule of using whisper you don't talk about whisper
At school....Girls looking at me like a weirdo....
I like this saying but I don't like the fact it's Britney Spears being used as the example. As a Britney fan... She's not fat & she can... kinda dance...ish
Sometimes I think of being a pornstar, then I remember I have a small penis
Am I the only one who is actually kind of impressed by pole dancers? It takes a lot of skill to make those diseased skanks look graceful.
That never stopped anyone before o_0
@Deeves, agreed! The only way you can make a lady's pound of fat is to put a nipple on it.
@HadToBeMe, forgot to type in "attractive" I'm an idiot -.-
@Deeves, did your mom tell you that?
Then I remember I have no boobs. :/
Sounds like a stripper to me.
Then again, you're Connie from Brickleberry
You lost me at basketball
Iv seen a couple fat strippers... not something I want to remember...
Sometime I think screw this, I'll just be a porn star. Then I remember that I'm a guy and would probably have to do gay porn
Strippers can make $1000 and night. Check it out. Sometimes even $2000+ a night if they work hard enough. And it's certainly not easy to be a good stripper. Too bad there's such a social stigma
I used to be a stripper
Thats gotta be a quote of rebel wilson
I can't dance I just jiggle :(
Andddd time to relate.
"Sometimes i think i can do cocaine... but then i think... Ah maybe not!" pitch perfect love that movie!
@Chey311, she says crystal meth, not cocaine :)
This pic is me.
Baby that don't matter
I could be a stripper but I feel like I would get fired for killing all the rude guys.
Perfect! All we require here at Sassy Reds is boobs and low self-esteem.
Is that stripper pregnant?
@NameAlreadyUsed, it's not a stripper, it's Britney Spears in her music video ''Gimme More'' & no, she wasn't pregnant, it was just after her mental break-down so she had a little bit of a tummy but in all honesty, the video & song is really good :)
No problem for me
[----|-----] [SUCKS TO BE YOU.]
Ifunny this dumb app
I'm at home
Background of Brittney Spears tryna be a stripper for the win.
@Chris Cornell, Britney, not Brittney :)
@Kathii2828, oops. Apologies, miss Kathii. English does not happen to be my first language.
@Chris Cornell, you don't have to apologise to me, just stating how her name is actually spelt :)
Neither can the strippers at my local strip club, but thats ok because BOOZE!
When I'm up in the club my dancing gets crazy. Could be my epilepsy though
Except I image my self as a pornstar...
I've seen some that still give 0 f*cks
Stop ruining my dreams!!!