Said no wife ever
@Kid Darkness, seems legit to me.....waittt a minute....I have been watching too much porn...sh*t
@Kid Darkness, my apologies for the down vote....I HATE THESE SLOW ADS WITH A PASSION
@PsychoticGeese, I seen this one
@Kid Darkness, said the BEST wife ever
@Kid Darkness, find a cuckquean and marry her and not only will this happen but she will hire the hottest baby sitter she can find
If only ...
@You have a dig bick, I'm not sure I have a bick, but if it being dig is a complement, why thank you!
@You have a dig bick, your user is funny with your comment.
@Atticus, unrelated, but Atticus is quite an uncommon name. I'm named Atticus as well, and am elated to find another!
Plot twist: the babysitter is a 12 year old girl and the us and goes to prison for life. The wife well after living on the husbands wealth is forced to move back with her mom. A alcoholic who spends her entire paycheck on booze. Have a fun night
Doesn't matter, had sex
This isn't porn logic if you're me
Ok, I know iFunny is really really bad, but the same people that made iFunny made an app called rage comics, and it's got the guy that looks like he's trying not to laugh with a red background as the icon, and all I can say is, wow. It's really bad. Compared to this app iFunny seems hilarious. Just download, see what I mean, delete and kill yourself as you realize there really is no hope.
@Ha Made You Look, can't tell if you are just gonna waste my time because of your username, or you are serious.
@Ha Made You Look, I shall take this matter into consideration, soon I will ask the people for a declaration of war against the idiots who use those apps and their leader, the creator of them.
@Shyster, No I'm serious. It's REEEALY bad.
@President Funnypics, honestly ifunny isn't that bad. I know I'm gonna get a bunch of down votes cause of this but I can almost guarantee that most, if not all of you who say how bad ifunny is have never actually used the app. I have both on my phone and use both because they are both good
@Shyster, And I just changed my name since it was getting to be a problem with people not taking me seriously whenever I said something. I can't blame them though.
@Ha Made You Look, *Homer Simpson voice* Doh!
@LaxBro2121, No they're really not both good. IFunny sucks ass. You need to get the hell off this app if you think funnypics is the same as iFunny. Seriously.
@Ha Made You Look, then get out
@LaxBro2121, iFunny can have some good pictures in the featured section. The rest of the ones in the other sections usually have pointless captions that just say what the pic said, asking for kik, or are just plain crappy memes. The community of iFunny is pretty horrendous. The pictures can be good tho
@Flonch, oh yeah the commenters suck on i funny but when I'm on here I find myself reading the comments more than the pictures sometimes
Still a better love story than twilight
Oh crap honey, I didn't mean to have sexy with her! I fell and my dick accidentally inserted in her!
Wished every husband ever.
I've been through 264 babysitters and 117 wives trying to get this to happen.
You mean that's not actually how it works?!
Bad luck Brian wakes up with boner in class
Hope they have big boobs.
@BigboobyHoe, please no...you are turning me on
@BigboobyHoe, AND MY AXE!!
@BigboobyHoe, I sure hope the husband dosent
@BadTimingGimili, if by axe you mean the body spray, kill yourself.
-sincerely every sane woman alive
Ehh.. Sex or league? Meh Ahri is enough for me
Don't forget the whole dad's 25 year old girlfriend screws his 25 year old son who still lives at home while the dad is out.
Babysitter is a boy.
"Please don't fire me" that's the best the slut can muster? And "I didn't mean to" what did he do, slip into her by accident??
This is where my porn cycle is at right now
It's not logic, it's fantasy!
I am surprised
Hmm... I'm gonna cheat with the baby sitter now....
@7jsoto, no please nooo. Someone please tell this poor child he believes in false idles!! My good sir stop!
And then the step son comes home.
Wife: "Ill teach you to cheat on me husband!!!!" And continues to... man I watch too much porn...
I wouldn't know...
Works for me! * inserts Mexican porn music*
@jonster, Mexican? Isn't that just loud beats. Bing boing bing boing..
Don't stick your dick in crazy
I'm at the mall
Plot twist: they're all midgets
*little mecican girl* why not just do both? *grown men cheer*
If only that was what really happen in real life. . .
testicles, that is all
@shweaty balls, shweaty testicles?
@PsychoticGeese, during a threesome? Eventually.
Why are you paying a babysitter, to watch your kids, to sit at home and jerk off while your wife is at work?
And this is why we have porn: To bring our human desires to feckin life so we don't have too.
What a twist
Yeah life would me a lot easier
Ugh ill be right back....fap fap fap
Makes perfect sense to me. Grow up ladies.
*ancient aliens guy* "porn"
Doesn't matter HAD SECKS
I almost feel like trolling so people we notice me in the community. Is this how murderers feel?
I swear. I saw this porno before. Word for word...
No one has the right to question porn logic
@MyLittleBrony, Holy crap, I'm either blind, or a moron. I just saw that it said that on the top of the pic.
@Fluffle Puff, why not both?
Only if this was real. Haha
Good enough. *proceeds to fap*
Every mans fantasy
Or thanks for cleaning my backyard tommy, can you help me move the bed?...
Popped a boner..
*Yawn* Boring. That happens to me every day and I don't even have a kid.
Only in porn is this achievable
This reminds me that at dinner tonight my sister said that The book Emma was one of those things you need to read twice to understand. My mom compared it to a different book and then I compared it to porn
Somewhere, in an alternate universe...
@jonster what exactly does Mexican porn music sound like? A Mariachi band playing real slow?
Hall Pass anyone?
That's my wife
It's like someone took my dream from last night and wrote it down.
That husband married a whore
Hey, im ok with it.
....... If only...
@Not So Smart Water, your name is very inspirational
@Not So Smart Water, :/ wtf man we got the same comment ma bad bro
@You have a dig bick, I shall thumb you up for the awesomeness then!
@Joseph The Broseph, It is? Please, enlighten me.