Hey guys I thought I would share with you that I'm 67 days clean today! :)
@Arbok, nice job.
@Arbok, you wipe your own ass? Me too!
@Arbok, you kept your room clean for 67 days!?!?!? Someone give this man a medal!
@Arbok, I too am clean, I washed the blood off of my hands weeks ago
Hey guys I know this is unrelated to the post but I was so worried because I was one weeks late on my period but I finally had it!! Me and my boyfriend are so relieved:)
@Justin Beiber , nice
@Justin Beiber , OOOHHHHHHH GOOD FOR YOOUUUUUU
@Justin Beiber , can't tell if this is acting as JB and trolling or if you were really actually late
@The Messiah, shouldn't you know everything?
@The Messiah, either way, it's a girl.
@Justin Beiber , im so relieved... ive been worrying all week about your period too
@Justin Beiber , I was gonna be like, bitch stfu no one cares, then I saw your username... Well played, now stfu bieber, no one cares
@PricklyCactus, AND HOW WAS IT?
@Justin Beiber , yippee lets celebrate! I was always waiting for this moment
@Justin Beiber , dear god, you have hit puberty?!?
@Justin Beiber , Thank you for sharing with me that piece of information, I can now scowl at the degeneration of the human race. Well done.
@Justin Beiber , oh thank god. You almost reproduced.
@Justin Beiber , my boyfriend and I*
@Primitive Mjolnir, degeneration like d generation-x? What #yolo
*let the downvotes come*
@Justin Beiber , No, as in the world significantly losing intelligence as the years pass on reducing to being Primitive like my Mjolnir.
@Justin Beiber , WHY WOULD ANYONE NEED TO KNOW THAT GURL/GIRL(depending on if u really are beiber or not)!?
No, actually it hurts because alcohol kills damaged cells as well as the bad bacteria, which is why you are supposed to use alcohol to clean Injection sites but not for cuts, because it disinfects, not heals.
@Invalid Chicken, I love you
@A Blonde, i love you too
Ever think that there are a few lost and lonely users that just look at the pictures and have never payed attention to the comments?
@ThisIsEmily, yes, I did that for a long time. I was lost and lonely.
@ThisIsEmily, I personally know two people who do that. And if you ever compare the amount of downloads to the amount upvotes per comment, you notice a substantial difference.
@ThisIsEmily, I did that for about a year...
"pain threshold lowered by alcohol" - yes, that's what alcohol does to me, too.
@Colin Kaepernick, so when you drink alcohol you are in constant agony from your own body temperature?
@Colin Kaepernick, that means it takes LESS to hurt you.
@almost 30, is that why I feel extra warm when I drink?
I've honestly always wanted a pet squirrel.
@camostorm, When I was younger, I was in the "smart people" class, and this lady brought in her pet squirrel. I was wearing a brown hoodie, so apparently it thought I was a tree. So it took a sh*t in my hood.
@Salamence, you poor thing ....
@camostorm, I have some that come around my yard. I feed them sunflower seeds and peanuts. When ever my cat goes outside they attack him and continue to eat amongst themselves.
@camostorm, I had a baby squirrel at my home for a few days, we were taking care of it because it was lost and couldn't find it's family.
@camostorm, when my dad was younger, he had a deer living in the house--that must have been awesome
@progressive agent, I'm so confused. I want to downvote you for not knowing how to spell squirrel but I did lol at your comment.
@Xanatos, I dont want to blame it on auto correct but Im afraid thats the only thing that can save me at this point. So yea it was auto correct
@progressive agent, justice!
Guys I am heading to Ifunny gonna see what all the fuvking fuss is about wish me luck.
@ChooChoo, Oh and I am not looking for a bunch of likes I'm just announcing my journey ahead of me.
@ChooChoo, you said Ifunny in a somewhat positive light. Trust me your not getting likes...
@Boris is just Boris , how did you do that. 😄😊😃☺😉
I left the store
@justin beiber , you spelled bieber wrong
Ok, just a random question, does any body knows where my user name comes from?
@Chrysaor, can I ride your brother?
@Cremetitties, I try to get out of my mind that my brother is a winged horse. But sure, go ahead and try.
@Chrysaor, ooooooohhhhh yeeeaaaaahhhhh...
Anyone here from south jersey?
Dafuq is that in the picture?
Alcohol is a poison
@Xxmikegigsxx, do people on here hate science?
Use peroxide and it won't burn
That squirl needs to lern to speak in full sentanses!
Huh. I learn something STUPID every day
So if you did it whilst in a freezer...
I'm pretty sure that's not running alcohol, I think it might be nosespray.
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