Smacked by a fan? Did you happen to see my dick in it?
@Buttholemilk, I meant to upvote you ;(
@tribblenibbleboss, Upvote? Hey, are you from Reddit!! I am too!! :D
@peaceandpotatoes, When does the narwhal bacon? :D
@Buttholemilk, Your username is funny and disturbing at the same time.
@Buttholemilk, I've found many dicks up here...
remember when you enjoyed a Facebook page you would "become a fan"? I'm kinda glad they changed it...
@Koochdog, were people getting their d*ck stuck in each other?
I was told by my dad that as a baby, my mom used to pick me up and hold me over her head while making funny faces. One day we were at my grandma's and she did it not realizing their was a ceiling fan. Supposedly, I got hit several times in the head before she did anything. She couldn't believe what she did and started crying, compared to myself who didn't do anything. Honestly, it explains a lot nowadays.
@MACWE, it sure does
@MACWE, why do I get the feeling you and Invalid Chicken know each other IRL
@Dog with an iPod, i feel like we do too, since we live in the same city. But if i have, ive never known about it. Also, MACWE is 5 years older than i am
@Dog with an iPod, we actually don't know each other, but strangely enough we live in the same city and his sister goes to my university... That's Canada for you, I guess... eh
@MACWE, Maybe you guys should meet. That would be kind of cool seeing what you guys look like. Meet at a cafe or park or something. Just a thought. Oh, one more thing, out of curiosity, what city do you guys live in?
@Invalid Chicken, As a fellow Canadian I am now curious. I am not going to ask for the city obviously, but what Province? I live in Ontario.
@Solsius, Hah... Yeah that would be interesting. Toronto, by the way.
@Jimmineybillybob, yup, MACWE and I live in Ontario as well.
@MACWE, when I was a baby I was apparently dropped on my head, which made me vomit all over a chair, and I fell down my basement steps.
@MACWE, I live in Ottawa.
@stool, i just laughed so hard. Are you okay now?
@Jimmineybillybob, ah nice!
@Jimmineybillybob, sorry if it sounded rude when I wrote this. I did not see Solsius comment before I wrote mine. I did not know what you felt comfortable with sharing and I did not want to sound rude. So very sorry and have a nice night ( it's night time for me, and for MACWE and Invalid Chicken)
@MACWE, I didn't realize Canada got the Internet already. Next thing we know you guys will claim to have indoor plumbing, and automobiles up there.
@Jimmineybillybob, you really are canadian. Its ok, dont be sorry for asking, i dont care. But you too :)
@Jimmineybillybob, WAIT A SEC. Where in Ottawa? I live in Orleans.
Retoast joke: what is a bunch of white people falling down hill? An avalanche
Scary movie 3 reference???
Or you may have come out as a baby with a black eye... My my, I wonder how that could've happened.
Pepperidge Farm remembers when this was a common and acceptable way to chastise unruly infants...
Father: "My son is superman"
That parent should go to jail for child abuse!
We should send this picture to Ifunny users.
But on not dead
Your parents dropped you on your head, sucked your brain out with a vacuum, and them fed a bottle of stupid juice. -Drake and Josh
What I the world
Scary Movie scene anyone?
When I was a baby my older brother repeatedly hit me in the head with a stick.. I now have a permanent dent in my head
Don't forget the concrete. I also hit the concrete.
Where they were then ran over by a truck. That backed up and repeated...
This is from scary movie 3. I am surprised that I am the only one who noticed so far.
Omfg I know people like this (over half my school)
I take this as a compliment!
Not gonna lie, when I was younger, my dad used to throw me up in the air and one time I did hit the fan while it was on. No worries though, my head is fine.
No no no, it's just clearly thrown at a wall none of this other stuff it just makes it too confusing
God this reminds me of my birth lungs collapsed with me dying and the doctor had a case of the dropsies and I made friends with the floor
dead baby jokes?
Arharhar! That be how me and me ol' pappy used to bond as well!
It means that they are... How you say... Stupid?
This is so true
…because you're homeless and have half a ceiling fan stuck in his side.