REPOST JOKE TIME: a blonde and a brunette are in an elevator when a handsome, built, italian man walks in. Unfortunately, they both notice he has bad case of dandruff. When he gets off, the brunette says, "that man should really get some Head and Shoulders." The blonde replies, "how do you give Shoulders?"
@Invalid Chicken, I use head an shoulders.
@Invalid Chicken, what does saying he's handsome built and italian do for the story?
@Invalid Chicken, Time for a sing along Friends! Scary Mike has... HEAAADS, SHOULDERS, KNEES AND TOES, KNEES AND TOES. HEAAADS, SHOULDERS KNEES AND TOOOOOEES, EYES AND EARS AND MOUTHS AND NOSE! HEADS, SHOULDERS KNEES AND TOES, KNEES AND TOES!!!... In his crawl space.
@origamiguyljb, because it's a lot more believable for someone to think a blonde would want to give a guy 'head' if he was good looking... and Italian. Either way it's irrelevant as the joke is funny.
@Invalid Chicken, lol XD i'll definetely use this out in the real world x)
@Invalid Chicken, this is good stuff! I love Funny Pics
@Invalid Chicken, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
@Invalid Chicken, I don't get it?
@Invalid Chicken, heyyyy, wait, my friend at work said something similar like this. When I said something about Head & Shoulders, she was like, "I call head bc I don't know how to give shoulders." And I was laughing over it for days, but I didn't realize it was a blonde joke -- and now her joke isn't as funny
@origamiguyljb, Italian guys are either rich or poor and can cook. Either way they are generally attractive and can cook. And sexy accents. Did I mention they can cook?
@Scary Mike, well that sounds like a problem, Michael.
@Scary Mike, I need 7 toes, a head, 5 ears, 9 eyes 3 mouths, and 2 knees. Can you hook me up? Oh, and I'll need a functioning heart.
Repost joke time: justin bieber.
@Albert E, um can someone please tell me how this is funny? He just named a person. In fact just a female teenager.
@How to get downvotes, -_-not sure if trying 2 get downvotes because of name or if you just chanjd uv name becuz ur a bad comenter and get downvoted...
@Speling iz Impozibel, no I was how to get down votes for 5 months. It's an informational guide of what not to do.
@How to get downvotes, English. You must learn how to speak English properly.
That grammar.... I... I can't handle such bad grammar...
@LiL ReSsEs, *poor
If girls weren't so pretty, they wouldn't be able to get away with this crap.
@Ich bin ein Berliner, I see you like your own comments hmmmmm.
What ever keeps the girls happy.....sigh.
@Shadow64, what girls?
@PauI McCartney, my gf whom enjoys pokemon, videogames, cartoons, and watching mma just as much as i do.( said with an epic grin)
@Shadow64, congratulations my friend. Congratulations.
@PauI McCartney, nicely played!
@Shadow64, sounds like mine.. Except instead of MMA it's MLP xD. And loves beer as much as I do
@Dorianime, my gf has agreed to play minecraft in exchange for me watching mlp. Shes quite the blackmailer
@Shadow64, i'm not sure that's blackmail...
@Shadow64, my gf plays minecraft with me without me sacrificing my soul to mlp. And even better than that she's always dtf. WOO!!
@origamiguyljb, to me it is. All of my friends are bronies..... Im the last one who isnt.
@Shadow64, well, we didn't know that.
@origamiguyljb, its weird...trust me.
Order? I'm out of order? You're out of order! This whole damn joke is out of order!
One of the reasons I'm single. Ya, thats the reason...
Its sad to think Ive been here long enough to know this is a repost
@Invalid MACWE, ...
@Invalid MACWE, I feel obligated to comment now.
BF: "Doesn't matter had sex...?" *looks at girlfriend* GF: "At eight." BF: "AT EIGHT!"
what is this girlfriend you speak of? is it a new pokemon?
I hate repost joke time
Repost joke: Guy's wife gets into a terrible car accident.
He goes to the hospital and speaks with the doctor.
The doctor says, "I'm afraid I have nothing but bad news. Your wife survived the crash but she's in a coma and there's no telling when she'll get out. Even if she does regain consciousness, she will most likely be a borderline vegetable her entire life.
The husband says, "Oh dear god, no...."
The doctor continues, "I'm afraid it gets worse....your insurance has declined the coverage so we can only keep her here for another couple of days. She will require lots of expensive machinery and full time care to keep her alive. That will require hiring a live in nurse, or for you to quit your job and become the full-time caretaker of your wife."
The husband, putting his hands into his face, "Oh...oh dear god..."
The doctor, "You own your house yes? I'd consider selling it and moving into something smaller. Perhaps a mobile home should give you the funds to start up initially but I'm not sure what to tell you after that. Even in this state, she can live up to another 30-40 years."
The husband is nearly in tears, "Are you sure about all of this doctor?"
The doctor slaps him on the back and says, "Naw, I'm just f**kin' with ya. She's dead."
@Carl0sSPCYW3inr, considering my mother just died...that was a horrible joke...
@PauI McCartney, Sorry about that, but a joke is just a joke.
@PauI McCartney, here's another one just for you, Paul. an old man goes to see his doctor and he says to the doctor, hey doc, i don't know if my wife has TB or VD. doctor says, chase her around the bed and if she coughs then f**k her.
@PauI McCartney, aww he's trying to cheer you up. Here's some words of wisdom: let it be. Let it be
Grammar is not this god d@mn hard you idiots!!! Just look at what your wrote before you post it!
Retoast riddle- whats famous and can get upvoted for saying anything? Invalid chicken or MACWE
@CaptainMousecop, yea and its annoying as hell
Who are we? WOMEN! What do we want? WE DONT KNOW! When do we want it? RIGHT NOW!
#rageface #xallthey #men #girlfriend
The grammar gav me brian cansur
*le waits for forever alone JOKES
Most likely got downvoted by one of them...
I havent been on in a while what is this "repost joke time"
Albert E is back!