In all seriousness country music is the reason I have hope in humanity look up the song watching you by Rodney Atkins and a short story: at one of his concerts recently Chris young, a country singer, saw some guy push a girl. He pushed the guy, kicked him out of the concert and apologized for swearing in front of the girl. A true gentleman
@phil the supervisor, southern hospitality for ya
@OneTimeAtBandCamp, I wish there was a northern hospitality all we have up here is a bunch of upper middle class white kids who think they're from the hood
The second man looks pretty sexy.
@Ender Wiggins, You're about to look pretty dead.
@That1Dude65, is that a threat or a statement?
@That1Dude65, No I'm dirty Dan!
@Ender Wiggins, it's a promise babe.
@Ender Wiggins, love the Enders game reference, well done
@That1Dude65, oh, in that case, *quickly gets up and locks all doors and closes all windows*
@Dragon Master Lance, I try my best
@Ender Wiggins, I love that book
@Ender Wiggins, the tan lines on that crotch area makes him very rapeable... Hmhmmm Lord Jeezus
@Ender Wiggins, i almost scrolled back up to check your statement but decided against it
@Ender Wiggins, thumbed up just because of the name, amazing book series by an amazing author
@Ender Wiggins, your username. I love it. Good book too.
@That1Dude65, Woah man, don't mess with Ender. Do you know what he can do?
Cuntry girls: cunts
@Invalid Chicken, hey dad
@Invalid Chicken, wooooooooo, cunt isn't censored?
@Invalid MACWE, Does that mean MACWE is your mom?
@Invalid MACWE, I AM YOUR FATHER! THE CHICKEN IS THE MOM.
@Invalid MACWE, hey son. I am the mother apparently. So then, how was school today? Do you want me to speak to Mr. Cock about that rooster that bullies you in class?
@Invalid Chicken, so I'm a cunt? Thanks. Not. F you. I'm so sick of your comments. You're not even funny.
@InsaneHarlequin, you're not funny either so how can you criticize him?
@InsaneHarlequin, dafuq? I didnt say that. Then ignore them.
@InsaneHarlequin, why're you so rustled sugar plumb?
@Invalid Chicken, Don't call your fraternity a frat. You wouldn't call your country a cunt.
@Nipples, because he's disrespecting his country by calling it a "cuntry" and he's an idiot talking about women like me that know how to drive trucks, use guns, bait hooks, skin bucks and lift well over a hundred to two hundred pounds, aren't afraid to get dirty, can handle their liquor and can stand up for themselves. You've stepped barefootly into rattlesnake territory talking about women like me. I have no respect for him, bless his heart.
@Invalid Chicken, I agree. I mean look at that first guys body. He probably has a nice chest that leads down the the V shape for his hips. Then his horrible accent that just makes you melt. Oh then his strong arms, probably a nice butt. I mean what girl would go for a guy like that?
@InsaneHarlequin, ITS A JOKE
@Invalid Chicken, jokes are funny, that's disrespectful and ignorant.
@InsaneHarlequin, obviously i dont mean any of it. I dont know how long youve been on this app, but theres been plenty of stereotypical mean comments and pictures that we laugh about. Take it easy. I love my country, and thats not at all what im saying. Im sorry, but i didnt mean to offend you in anyway.
@Invalid Chicken, I respect that you have the guts to say you're sorry, and I've been on this app a mighty long time, 2010ish I can't remember, the app was blue when I got it, and I don't think you could even comment yet if I remember correctly, and I know its full of comments like this, but this one hit home, I mean, you're talking to a girl who has her camo fishing pole hanging proudly on her wall when its not in use, just remember, with every comment like this, like a bullet, can misfire and hit someone where it hurts, you need to always expect the consequences.
@Invalid Chicken, women...
@InsaneHarlequin, Based on all those stereotypes you just listed you've been bullsh*ting the whole time.
@Goldenks0, you can think what you want, but I know who I am,I know where and how I live my life, so why don't you go live yours and stay outta mine? Even though apparently I live a stereotype and everything I stand for is nothing but a joke to you people.
@InsaneHarlequin, thats like asians saying, "i live a stereotype of being smart. My life is a joke." Who cares what people think? Its a damn stereotype, almost every place has one. Doesnt mean its true. Doesnt mean your life is a joke. Stereotypes mean nothing. Im canadian. Do i say eh after every sentence? No. Do i live in an igloo? No. Do i care? No.
@Invalid Chicken, I'm actually part Canadian, French-Canadian to be exact, the way I said that didn't explain how I felt very well, I know there are stereotypes, and always will be, but that guy saying I'm lying about who I am, is out of line and not his place to begin with, he took that away from stereotypes and made it personal.
@MACWE, sorry dad
@InsaneHarlequin, if u cuss to my mom or dad imma bust you upp
@InsaneHarlequin, someone's on their period!!
@InsaneHarlequin, you are insane
@Mazeboy, no I'm not, if you really wanted to know, and yeah I get that a lot since its my username for pretty much everything. Started as my playstation username years ago and just kinda stuck since.
@InsaneHarlequin, Greeting Harlequin, welcome to the internet, I will be your guide.
@MACWE, thanks, but no thanks I can handle this bull. Its a pot-holed road I've traveled several times before, even though new holes appear and its worn down over time, the path is still the same.
@InsaneHarlequin, liking your own comments won't make your argument any better...
@InsaneHarlequin, you are so deep I can't see you anymore.
@MACWE, you know, it's people like you that make me wonder why I have this app anymore, it was fun for awhile to have new funny pictures to look at everyday, it was a lot of fun back when I was in high school and teachers would finish class early and there was nothing to do for five minutes, but it's been so long since I've had fun checking this app, the pictures aren't even funny anymore, neither are the comments, and it's full of nothing but children. This is my last comment I'm Done with this BS and moving on, have fun, but you probably won't, maybe try actually living your life instead of trolling people behind the safety of your phone screen.
@InsaneHarlequin, I heard ifunny is a nice place for redn... Ladies who don't like jokes.
@InsaneHarlequin, Hello young lady. I can see what you are trying to say. Seeing that I'm from the South. There is a girl a lot like you in one my classes. She always talks about wanting a country boy on Facebook and other social medias. One day I decided to make a joke about her "imaginary" country boy... She tried to punch me in the face.. That is a problem with certain country people. Like you they are easily offended by retarded things. Go to the woods in the morning and just think for an hour or two. Then come back and reply to my comment. 'Murica.
@Latrel, hello first civil person to speak to me all night, I really appreciate your comment, I don't really have to go to the woods though,I live in them lol. I am also from the south, north Florida if you're curious, north outskirts of Tallahassee almost in Georgia to be exact. The reason why I have a hard time with people like this is because I was raised to teat people the way you expect to be treated and believe people should know how offensive they actually are, I've tried to be as civil as possible with these people, even trying to give them some words of wisdom, but it's hard to hold back my rough side sometimes. The girl in your class needs to get an attitude check, I don't care too much about people joking in person, I'll give them a mouthful if needed, but punching is not the answer, some girls think they can get off punching guys, but in my opinion it's just as wrong as punching a girl there, it is a double standard that shouldn't exist, but at the same time if someone...
@Latrel, ...swings at me I will make them regret it,I don't start fights I will finish them though. Thank you again, some southern hospitality and understanding is really refreshing after the things that have been said to me tonight, I know I said in a previous comment that it would be my last comment, this needed to be replied to, again thank you, much love, Kayleigh.
@InsaneHarlequin, get r done
@InsaneHarlequin, City girls are where its at!!! Raised in the not so classy school district... Get on my level. Where I come from talking about someones momma is fighting words. Dont mess with my click!!!! But in all seriousness you need to get your little country girl panties out of a twist and be glad that you get sweet country guys even though I like city boys. We are all friends here unless your a toll...
@InsaneHarlequin, I am just going to add that I lived in tiny town in northern cali for a while, and played in cow pins with my cousins and had pinecone wars in the trees, and all that weird stuff country folk do. I defiantly prefer the city, but I dont flip when someone say that all quirt girls are trashy, or sl*ty or anything. Just go with it. I dont thing Invalid chicken meant to offend anyone and a lot more stereotypical things have been said. No worries. I am sorry that you were offended, but I dont think anyone should apologize for the comment they posted.
@invalMAC chickWE, city* not quirt girls... Damn phone
@InsaneHarlequin, girl u need to chill, im an asian chick and I see all kinds of asian jokes and im make jokes about girls.
If you're that serious in real life you're going to have a bad time.
He obviously didnt insult you directly, he said it in a joking way.
What does it matter that you're canadian in the first place??? O.o
@MACWE, dont even bother with her... I seriously dont understand why she has the app if she cant take a joke.
@MACWE, You had sex with a chicken?
@MACWE, so that means that you... And a chicken had sex. This is a fitting picture for the situation
@InsaneHarlequin, ...cunt *runs away*
@Invalid Chicken, has the whole world gone invalid!?!?!?!!?!?!?
@InsaneHarlequin, ok I want to start by saying I think you are a dumbass. If you are French Canadian go to Canada and stop talking about how country you are cause NO ONE finds buff ugly loud mouth country girls attractive. Plus invalid chicken is a 12 yr old kid if you are out of high school then get a job and leave kids alone.
@TimeKeeper PST, So he's a Spaniard? :D
@Antonio F Carriedo, you woke me up from a really good dream. For Spaniards? No thank you.
@TimeKeeper PST, B-but... You don't like me? D:
@InsaneHarlequin, I could've sworn he only said 3 words.
@InsaneHarlequin, I find your lack of respect toward what I find funny most disrespectful, even though I kindly respect your type of humor. That's not fair. Also, this isn't Facebook, so please take the pointless arguing back to there. Gracias senorita~
@Antonio F Carriedo, Antonio F Carriedo's been telling it like it is since day 1. With a Spanish flare.
@MACWE, Since the days of the Inquisition and my mighty Armada. *sigh* This were good times~ ... Good times...~
@Invalid Beef, uhh. I feel left out.
@Invalid MACWE, Is your brother InvalMAC ChicWE
@Dr Pootis, We could be siblings, except I am female.... So his sister?
@Invalid Chicken, please we need you back
@MACWE, I. I miss you and it's not the same without you, please come back
HELLO? YES THIS IS DRUNKEN NAKED MAN ON PORCH
@SIowpoke, How'd you get this information this fast?
@Expert, I know a guy
But a least she thinks his tractor's sexy!
@Drizzt DoUrden, his toilet is outside his trailer....and he's naked. I don't think he has a tractor..
@Kurt go Bangs, it's a country song. Most likely made by the man in the first picture.
@Creepy Bookshelf, I know it's a song lol, my football coach in highschool had it as his ringtone and everytime it went off everyone would sing along to it lol, but then he showed us boys of fall....andddddd made us all cry
@Creepy Bookshelf, no the song is sung by Kenny Chesney, and the guy in the first picture is not Kenny Chesney.
I'm tired of these ridiculous stereotypes, I live in Tennessee and I hate everything country.
... And that's how all men should act. Sitting on the toilet nude and drinking beer. Men are not suppose to look like flamboyant women. We just need to be ourselves, and that goes for you ladies out there as well.
@Solsius, you're a girl? Or did I read that wrong?
@Solsius, I read that wrong. Sorry. I just reread it and realized how stupid I am. Sorry about that!
@Nipples, I am a man. Thats alright. We all make mistakes. \  DD_ £
@JessicaBrown, As much as you want to believe it, I've been down south and it wasn't pretty.
@Percy Goddam Jackson, I live in the south, the second picture is pretty true lol
@JessicaBrown, Go to Pikeville, Tennessee. I went through there once and I felt like watching NASCAR.
This isn't true, top is a country boy, bottom is a hillbilly, learn the difference.
@InsaneHarlequin, Meh, what difference?
@InsaneHarlequin, no the top one is a stereotypical country boy the bottom one is pretty accurate
Not true lol there's a difference between a country boy and a redneck
REDNECK JOKE TIME!!! What you calling eight-year-old redneck virgin??? A girl who's faster than her brothers!!!!
@Invalid MACWE, No. My best friend who is like my big sister comes from a redneck family, and her family is warm, loving, and embracing. I love my big sister. So you can take that comment and shove it up your ass. I don't care if it's a joke.
@Invalid MACWE, Number 1, your name screams kiss-ass, and number 2, no. That redneck stereotype is stupid. That's more along the lines of white trash.
@Salamence, cool your jets salami. Enough jokes make fun of different stereotypes. The point isn't to take it personally, but to see the humor in it.
@Salamence, sorry, I will make it my civic duty to turn Invalid MACWE to turn his or her stereotypical jokes to the blacks, Mexicans, Asians, women, gingers, gays, blondes, Bieber fans, and Jews so he will leave your precious inbred redneck buddies alone! You can count on me!
@Salamence, someone's most likely a redneck.
Taking sh*ts on the front porch while talking to your cousin who is also your wife is all in the day of a redneck.
@Nipples, I think she might be his sister too
Guys, I live down south, I was raised down south. Thats trailer trash not country. I'm country. And not all people in the south look like that. We just don't have huge cities
@butter bear, From NY here. Wish I was country. I hate cities.
Even the guy's house has a tan line
Typical Tuesday afternoon for him
The bottom frame looks like a typical cops episode.
And real country boys have no respect for women.
@Hitlerballs, you ever met a real country boy?
@Carl Azuz, no, I'm going purely by stereotypes.
They be out there to impress there cousins.
@Invalid MACWE, not sure if you meant to spell their wrong cause you're trying to sound redneck, or if you truly misspelled it on accident.
I just want to clarify not all of the south is like this. For example I live in Hoover Alabama literally everyone here could be considered northern my high school football team is ranked 3rd on the nation and we had our own MTV show for awhile called two a days because of how good our team is! But in all fairness we're all normal but places surrounding us are bad.
This entire post is a trainwreck. God knows how long ago this was, but this is just a mess.
Dang he is so ashy.
Ha! That's what you think...
Trust me, I live in the Deep South, no one here looks like that dude in the hat
I can't tell if he's got a proper country boy schnazzy haircut (more commonly known as "The Billy Ray") mullet. Business in front and party on all other sides. *Ring Ring* "What are you doing Billy Ray? Oh nothing, just sittin on my throne, handlin business." He needs to quit wearing boxers while tanning. Pasty whiteness. Looks like Casper.
This is the truth. One of my a local news stations can't seem to interview witnesses unless they're missing all their teeth, and look like the guy in the second pic.
This makes me ashamed to be a country gal. At least I don't walk around naked....I don't want to create that much attention.
More like country MEN.
Ugh. 7th grade again. Austin, you're a dick.
Toilet as a chair? F**k Yeah!!
Omg The Second Guy Looks So Hotttt, !
That's actually only the fourth time he has removed his boxers in the last 7 yeae
Double team ;) I want a 3some with both of them
Don't be surprised to see me outside now. On a toilet. Talking on the phone. Best crap ever!
Is... Is that a beer on the toilet... I think that s a beer. I want a beer...
Those tan lines
Is he... naked?
This isn't entirely true... Once you go further in the boonies (Hickville) you'll see the uncut version of the Jerry Springer show!
I wish i had an outside toilet, and it's a nice temp in the south too. Dont get me wrong the south bugs me but that would be cool
The first one could be doing the same thing, you just wouldn't see it.