So remember I work in a hospital? Well a firefighter came into today with back pain and I was getting his information and I asked his last and first name.. He said josh, and I was thinking to myself.. Josh the firefighter? Wow that's going to be me someday
@Hi Im Josh, you are my hero
@Hi Im Josh, hi my names josh i work at a hospital cani be your hero?
@Hi Im Josh, WHY ARE YOU A DOCTOR? YOU NEED TO BE OUT THERE FIGHTING FOREST FIRES BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN
prepare to watch her boobs in 4 panels from now.
@Albert E, and her face turns asian.
@Albert E, I had no idea what the heck you were talking about and then I proceeded to look at the rest of the updates annnndddddd I got it :)
@Albert E, I was so prepared
@Albert E, I'm in the random section =(
this isn't funny. it's sad
@Emma Watson, But true.
@Emma Watson, @Famous Last Words Y'all have to stop being so pessimistically cynical.
Am I the only one who get really pissed off that you can't go back in the random section?
Fitting uploader name
Hey guys! And I know u don't care, but I just asked my crush to my school dance and she said yes!
@pauseunpause, congrats :-D
@pauseunpause, good for bro! : )
@pauseunpause, next step; stick it in.
Not funny post joke time: what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing it just waved
@Towelbot, Hmmm I thought the ocean said, "Hey, water you doing?".
@Towelbot, Are you shore that's a good joke?
@Towelbot, ill SEA you later
Hey MACWE, what does your name stand for?
@clever name here, midgets always call white entertainers.
@MACWE, you are my favorite commenter on all of funny pics, to me you are the chuck Norris of this app. You are the god of the stuck pixel community, The Lord of the iPhone apps. I am pleasured by the opportunity of commenting to you, someday, somehow, I wish to be as we'll known and as cool as you were the minute you were born.
Looking at the last picture and then this one and I thought it said "Anal , listen to me"
A mess? That's generous it's more like a catastrophe!
How is this funny?
The fish world,,,swims in its own pee.
Sebastian: "I don't want to live in that world in the the first place"
My generation sucks would agree
Why, yes it is
Hi! Sorry for off topic comment, but this is my first comment. I've spent a year watching you guys fight and laugh in the comments and now I've finally bought the pro version. So hello! Thanks for reading
Darling it's better, down where it's wetter and
And a lot of times we dump our messes into the ocean, so in a way shes experiencing the human world
Should have listened. Also I am back and angrier then ever at my haters :-). Getting a tone of thumbsdowns makes me feel special
@God Of FunnyPics, tons* also who are you?
@that1german, i am the god of this app. Also your spelling correction is a fail and shows me right off the bat that ur stupid
@God Of FunnyPics, than* felt you needed more corrections
@God Of FunnyPics, considering you cant spell tons and you're, plus you thinking you're a god of an app, I'm pretty sure you're the idiot here
@that1german, kill yourself aswel please. I dont give a f**k about my spelling how much times do i have to repeat that di**head. I have smarter things to do besides making sure my spelling is correct on an app
@God Of FunnyPics, I....I don't like you....
@Welcommatt, cool story bro
@God Of FunnyPics, dude shut up and get off the app. Why don't you go to iFunny.
@The Imp, why would i listen to u. Ur just another pathetic human
@God Of FunnyPics, you can't be any older than 12... Either that or you're just really dumb
@God Of FunnyPics, screw you. But it's still refreshing to have a troll without a gimmick. But still screw you.
@God Of FunnyPics, I just realised that you are the new Tommy16
@God Of FunnyPics, I miss the good ole days when people like you would get banned
@God Of FunnyPics, *as well.
@TheWhiteWolf, how can i get banned when i am the god of this app . Also i love the bandwagon of haters. All wanting a piece of the thumbs ups. Also just respect me and i will grant you with being treated like a funnypics boss. On the other hand I will f**k ur mom/mum
@God Of FunnyPics, I thought I told you already. You're not welcome here. Please take your cancerous self somewhere else.
@God Of FunnyPics, I'm in the mood for some blasphemy
@TheDemonKing, He's more like PrivatePrivates. God dammit. I hated that guy.
@God Of FunnyPics, That last part of your comment is why everybody's hating on you. You're 1) saying you're all that when you are more than likely not, 2) spelling terribly, giving us the impression that you are retarded regardless of if you are or not, 3) insulting people for virtually no reason (like that1german, all he did was correct one mistake and ask who you were in the first reply), and 4) you're purposely wanting negative attention, making others more than willing to give it because of the above reasons.
@Snoopy 20111, wont bother replying to this its too long. I spell how i want to, i am aesthetic so keep mirin, and i dont talk trash without a reason. Fixing up my grammar shows how no life some people are
@God Of FunnyPics, Hi.
@Bulletproof Ballsack, hey mr ballsack
@God Of FunnyPics, he is right in the correction though as you have written tone as in the tone of voice and not tons as in loads of downvotes. you are not a god. you are a wannabe.
@God Of FunnyPics, it's ok. I like you.
@God Of FunnyPics, *grabs popcorn*
@MaiqTheLiar6793, i know i miss spelt it but i didnt care. And the correction was correct either
@iFunnyIsBetter, well done my son :-)
@God Of FunnyPics, your haters? You mean everybody? And yes, getting a ton of down votes make you special, especially retarted.
@God Of FunnyPics, No, you are not, that title belongs to invalid s
@God Of FunnyPics, I hope you die a slow, painful death.
@Funnypics Devil, stop
@Funnypics Devil, stop sucking on invalid's d**k and start sucking on mine. You are nothing but another f*g that upvotes him and makes him happy. You existence means nothing to him.
@that1german, I bet if we ignore him, he will go away. You're giving God of FunnyPics...... I mean this random 40 year old fat@ss who dropped out of school and Is still living in mommy's basement..... What he wants; attention. He's an attention wh0re so ignore him. EVERYONE IGNORE HIM!
@God Of FunnyPics, *I *you're
@AliEnn, 40? I think you mean 9.
@God Of FunnyPics, soo devil is a f*g for up voting invalid and you're a god for wanting another man to suck your d*ck? Hmmm very poor choice of words. Btw your existence doesn't mean sh*t either and you my friend should go find a c*ck to suck on for a while so that you can be entertained and stay off of here
@God Of FunnyPics, I respect you. I hope the others here learn to respect you as you are obviously everyone's superior...they just don't want to admit to everyone else that you are their master because they think they will be judged.
@God Of FunnyPics, god damn just accept that your hated... We already have our gods and MACWE and invalid chicken are them
@God Of FunnyPics, then why don't you care about your grammar but you "*" all your swears?
@God Of FunnyPics, I feel like you are just trolling...
@God Of FunnyPics, ur pretty cool dude i like u
@that1german, he is new and no one likes him I'm not new. I've been here since its been blue I just choose not to comment.
@God Of FunnyPics, first comment 58 downvotes, second comment 43 downvotes, third comment 34 downvotes, fourth comment 21 downvotes
@God Of FunnyPics, FALSE IDOL! BE GONE!
@God Of FunnyPics, what "d**k"?
@God Of FunnyPics, then how about you go do "smarter things" and stop pissing everybody off.
@God Of FunnyPics, dude you are a jerk. And please just stop acting like that! You don't say anything about people's mothers or anything about else like that! Seriously, just stop! We all want you to leave us alone! And one more thing...if you don't have anything nice to say (or funny in this case) then don't say anything at all!!
@God Of FunnyPics, Dear God your annoying. Your more annoying than the dumb slut at my school who never stops saying penis. By the way stfu and leave before we verbally beat you.
@I LOVE DARYL, with all due respect my friend it is *you're
@God Of Funnypics, you're a stupid bitch.
@God Of Funnypics, you are rude. Why do you do this?
@God Of Funnypics, from god to god, get the fvck out
Life under the sea is better than anything they've got up there
@iFunnyIsBetter @God Of Funnypics The both of you will die slow, painful deaths.
*Darth Vader voice* I find your lack of humor...disturbing.
This not funny? I don't get it.
You know why!? Because we say "swag"!!!!
This is really unrelated but is it ok that my name is josh and haven't put out a burning marshmallow
Does anyone notice that it was posted by the wrong princess?
Between the #YOLO and the #SWAG I guess you could say that...
Especially after anal.
The campaigh with will ferrel and the galafanackia.dude
[REMEMBER BRING A BROOM BECAUSE IT'S A MESS!!!]
Couldn't have said it better myself.
Unrelated comment but today I left high school and I'm going into sixth form in September :( Time has gone by so quickly
The uploader's name is almost appropriate...
This is true
What the f--- is this s---?!
Who else thought of The Campaign when they saw this?
Well I suppose I should stop screwing with my phone and get back to my paper
You'll fit right in though!
It kinda looks like she has a bald spot on her head.
So is the sea world after all the oil we humans dumped/blew up. BP is one reason.
*under the sea. Sorry for two posts. Stupid 'send'.