That couch has does more and has a more of a purpose than she does. But id say Kanye whored it best
@Invalid Chicken, sh*t whats with my grammar?
@Invalid Chicken, grammar nazi-ed yourself
@Invalid Chicken, your grammar has does been better.
@Invalid Chicken, Can you fly? And if so can you teach my Scyther to do it?
@Invalid Chicken, How dare you!? You all digust me...that is clearly a sofa.
@Invalid Chicken, Proof that people will like just about anything you say, just because it's you.
@Invalid Chicken, ....huh
oh, so close, but i'm gonna have to give it to the couch.
@Roman in Rome, which one?
@Bigdog42, nice one!
@Roman in Rome, when I saw her dress I instantly thought of mrs doubtfire
@Roman in Rome, wanna go bowling?
Well... I mean, I can only make a fort with one of them....
@Defizz, well...you can bang both
@Defizz, ...that hole between her legs should be spacious enough. Or the empty space between her ears.
@Girlzzzz, ...yeah, but which dirty one has been fuked on more?
Yo Kim, in really happy for you, but the couch had one of the best outfits of all time!
"My god you've gotten fat," -Edna
I saw Kim kardashian, then I thought I saw the word whore and I didn't really question it.
Nature its all over me!! Get it off!!!
Kanye West is looking right into my soul O_O.... I'm afraid.
Black guy looks angry.
@IHearBanjos, He's angry because you don't know his name.
@IHearBanjos, you mean Kanye West?
Think Rick James is gonna f*ck this couch?
Why not both?
Every time I see her I see a penis in her mouth
Who whore it better?!?!
Rick James: "Phuk Yo' Couuch!!!"
Oh and here we have the dreaded competition, we have been waiting all night for this one folks! Our first contestant, lets get a background check on them...ok, purchased in 1975 this fabric couch really struts their stuff down the catwalk! On to the next contestant, I think what we have here may be a...is it a female? It's possibly pregnant and looks to be fond of the demon man to her left (your right) ...it's a tough competition here tonight. Cast your votes to find the winner
I feel obligated to chose the one on the right due to social convention, but I would much rather have sex with the one on the left.(after the pregnancy)
@in these situations, during the pregnancy would be fine by me!
The clothes Kim wears during her pregnancy are horrible. So non-flattering. That and she's fat now.
@Jackie Burkhart, if she would just quit trying to be so damn sexy and fashionable then she wouldn't have this problem. It's not gonna kill her to just wear regular maternity clothes like the common folk.
@flippincatturds, I nearly can't take you seriously with your username.
The couch! (first)
Who whore it better?
Tough call, but I think the random girl in the background would wear t the best!
The couch definetly
Not sure, but I'm pretty sure more people have been on Kim than the couch
They are both pictures of couches. What's to compare?
Obviously the sofa
Ooh, tough choice....that Couch has that Red Carpet Razz-ma-Tazz, while Kim looks like she just broke out of a home shes been held captive in for ten years!
Mrs. Doubtfire wore it best.
The girl on the right.
Kanye looks demonic in that picture. Those eyes...
The couch on the left is getting molested by Kanye West....
What's the difference?
I'm in this big ol' coat from the couch on the side if the road
My favorite one was of her against homer
What's the difference?
An innocent couch was slaughtered so Kim could wear its fabric as a dress. She ate the remains and that's why she's chunky.
The couch looks like the bell of the ball. Kim on the other hand, well lets just say a hope a bus comes barreling down that red carpet.
That is the most terrifying face I have ever seen
As much as I don't like the Kardashians, really, SHE'S PREGNANT!!! I mean if someone else got pregnant
more like: which one has more stuffing in it?
Hmm, maybe she should slip into something more comfortable. Like a coma
No Contest, The Couch Wins.
Both look tasty
She's an untalented b*tch and he is a f*cking moron who thinks he is gods gift to the earth with his "genius".
Ms. Doubtfire definitely wore it better.
Tuff decision....I'm gonna have to go with the couch. The way it wears it with purpose,as if it's it's job.
@Gobble De Gook: Take a look at a picture of John C. Calhoun. Then say Kanye West is staring into your soul
I think Kim Kardashian whore it better.
Which one is more nurturing to a child?
Anyone notice that she's wearing gardening gloves?
THASS A HUGE BITCH!
That couch knows How to rock a look. You go couch!
That girl behind her is just looking on in horror haha
Trick question - Ray J wore that better. If you know what I mean.
@Colin Kaepernick, I shouldn't know.....
Well, the couch will get laid. So, the couch.
The angry black man
Damn. So that's where my couch went...
He does not look very happy.
OOPS! I fail. I forgot she was pregnant.
The couch by far
Is that Kim? She looks so chunky...
@Guardian of Jamal, Ignore this! I forgot she is pregnant.
That's such a grandma couch
Kanye west obviously
But...thats the same picture.