bad memory- when i was little i was at my grandmas. my cousins were playing with barbies and i happen to walk in. what did i find? two naked barbie dolls making a child.
@CaptainMousecop, that's hot. Did you join in?
@CaptainMousecop, What, were they signing papers for a surogate?
@CaptainMousecop, were they both girl barbies? If so, they couldn't, unless one had sperm instead of eggs
@CaptainMousecop, even as a 10 year old that's all I ever did.
@CaptainMousecop, you happened to walk in, STUPID
@MACWE, if running away screaming counts, yes
When i was little i used to rip off my barbies' heads and put back my favorite head with my favorite body... I didn't have many friends at the time.
@radkitty, its ok come here child
@MGA, my heads usually had the little bead thing break, because somebody like my brother had broken it. He broke the black barbie first, but then the hair had for really tangled and the face had for totally messed up in production. I ended up using it for a school project years later!
Thats just BARBIEic.
@Invalid Chicken, took me a second to see the pun
@IAmDrunk, yeah it was pretty bad but i didnt want to say it was because i hate it when people say "im sorry, ill leave"
@Invalid Chicken, That's pushing it, amigo~
@Invalid Chicken, "Im sorry, ill leave" *Invalid Chicken hops from his coop and mauls me to death*
@Solsius, invalid chickens all live in nursing homes silly!
Why let an 8 year old watch that...
Everytime I see a forrest fire ad I just say I cant prevent them only josh can!
@Kisame Hoshigaki, that's my brothers name and that's his new motto
In Your House... No One Can Hear Barbie Scream...
Whered Ken go
Actually reminded me more of the 'Reverse Bear Trap" from Saw. Anyone else?
Scary memory. When I was younger and I was at my grandmother's house and I was watching goosebumps and I watched the one with the goo and I freaked out and that night I couldn't sleep at all.
If any of you didnt know and haven't watched it yet, the halo forward unto dawn movie is on netflix!
Just gonna keep on scrolling
Why is an 8 year old watching alien
Did you know that old barbies used to be only blond? They were later changed to avoid girls losing self esteem and barbies were no longer only blond.
Lol, I love SAW so instantly I'm like oh, saw trap
Repost Joke Time!
@Darth Helmet, i'm listening?
It's funny that I see all these posts on reddit a week ago so I could have just posted the most successful comment but I'm not that kind of guy
Pretty sure that when this was on reddit a few days ago, everyone called OP out on being fraudulent and homosexual.
...looks more like she read 50 shades to her niece
Maybe that's what happened to Ashley Katchadourian, and that's why she wasn't at the door....
Awe how cute :)
Watch out for the head humpers Gordon!
Barbie's head is being eaten by an Alien
You sir win at parenting
Alien is one of the best film franchises ever! I love all of them!!!
Wanna play a game?
More like a headcrab! (Half life 1/2 reference, anybody?)
So Barbie that's what happens when you impersonate nikki minaj
Maybe it just wanted a hug...
@NinjaBryden, Nah, they've become emotionally attached now. They're a couple.
@Famous Last Words, she's divorcing ken and taking the house and car
@NinjaBryden, so it rapes your face?
@TheWhiteWolf, and the private jet and the yacht and the bicycle and the apartment and the ski resort and the spa and the dog and the pool and the playground and the stables and the franchise.