MACWE- I Am Very Bad At acronyms
@Leo Valdez, hey jackass thanks for letting me fall into Tartarus.
@Leo Valdez, love the username
@Percy Jackson, Hey man your gonna be okay... Hows annabeth? Whats Tartarus like?
@Percy Jackson, wtf I haven't read that book
@Percy Jackson, whoa whoa whoa that was completely uncalled for. I wanted to save hazel and frank with the fortune cookie, and you know you would have done the same.
@Leo Valdez, DIE!!!
@Leo Valdez, top comment on 55555? Nice!
@Leo Valdez, meat and cock with eggs
Fellow funny pic users. I have gone on a quest. A quest to find the oldest picture on funny pics. After 2 hours of clicking next in recent I reached the oldest pictures. The oldest picture wasn't the 1st, nor the 2nd but the 34th. The ones below that were deleted sadly. What is the picture you ask? It was a picture of a Jew. A Jew in a black suit thingy. He was in a ninja like pose. It was captioned Jew Jitsu. I will attmept to post this picture in the future thank you for your time. Also happy 55555th picture!
@TigOlBities, You better not be jewing me right now.
@TigOlBities, I'm not sure if you knew this, but if you go to a picture on the Funnypics website, the URL has a spot for the ID (like this 55555) you could've just put the number into that slot and you could've saved yourself a lot of time. But kudos to you for doing that!
@TigOlBities, I remember that picture...
@TigOlBities, you would need far more than 2 hours to get to the jewjitsu pic....
@TigOlBities, I actually remember that. And I can't wait for 66666.
@TigOlBities, I tried doing jt but my app crashed :(
@TigOlBities, a few days ago everyone on Facebook did this and came to the same conclusion. It's also been mentioned in a few comments previous to this one. And you didn't have to click next, you can enter the ID number into the website URL.
@TigOlBities, I actually do remember this. And I don't know if it's the same picture, but there was a screenshot of this Jew picture on the funny pics app and in the comment section there was some guy with the username Jewish priest (or something along those lines) asking if "Jew jitsu" was a real thing because he wanted to learn it.
@TigOlBities, I did it. Took me like ten mins. But I was determined.
@Captain47, but you wouldn't have been able to comment, which he did. It's weird how I found that pic and bookmarked it within a couple hours of him.
@TigOlBities, Jesus Christ... Go outside. Get some sunshine. I don't know why anyone would give you "kudos" for engaging in this disgusting waste of time.
@TigOlBities, i remember that one, I used to save all the pictures when I got the app.
@TigOlBities, good work. However I'm sorry to say, that is nowhere near the oldest picture. That is the first picture from the time the app switched from a blue background to the now yellow one. But good work
@TigOlBities, that's wrong I found the 23rd
@TigOlBities, ive actually got that saved to my phone and i remember downloading it from this app
@TigOlBities, i found pic #3 in the random section...
@Jeeves14, stuckpixel confirmed that the Jew jitsu picture is indeed the first picture.
@TigOlBities, willing to bet the oldest pics have been reposted which seems to be your goal.
@Captain47, I've said that to ever comment I've seen about finding the first pic, but no one has ever seen it. *facepalm*
@TigOlBities, I got that on randoms once. King me
@TigOlBities, wow, I have seen ALOT of funny pics. Been here since the beginning. 55555.. Da mn... Also my friend laughed then got angry then laughed at that picture.
Alright, I've been waiting for this where are you MACWE
@Medal Delivery Boy, We demand answers.
@Medal Delivery Boy, My Anus Carries Walrus Erections
@Moms bloody dildo, enough guessing. We want the truth.
@Medal Delivery Boy, I'm sorry! I tried upvoting you but it clicked downvote instead. I'm so so sorry.
@Medal Delivery Boy, he's gonna be all cryptic like imagine dragons and not tell us the meaning of his name until it eats us alive to the point where we spew out random garbage that doesn't make any sense hoping that its right.
@Medal Delivery Boy, you can't tell MACWE to tell us the meaning of his name. That's like telling Batman to say where the batcave is and Superman to reveal his true identity
@Medal Delivery Boy, We demand truth!
@DaPaki, But stephen colbert told us superman's true identity.
@Medal Delivery Boy, Come out and tell us your name like a man. *slowly walks down alley snapping fingers* *takes out switch blade, holds it to MACWE's neck and demand to know the meaning of his name*
@The Protagonist, Tonight, on the Colbert Report: MACWE's true identity!
@FlobberFang, I up voted for you xD
@Medal Delivery Boy, something tells me he/she changed their name and will come back when we stop caring about this. GRAB YOUR TORCHES USERS WERE GOIN ON A MAN HUNT.
@Medal Delivery Boy, I was asleep! Basically though, I'm going to show the people of FunnyPics that the app doesn't belong to the trolls and the spammers. People need dramatic examples to shake them out of apathy. I can't do this as Bruce Wayne. A man is just flesh and blood and can be ignored or destroyed. But as a symbol... as a symbol, I can be incorruptible, everlasting.
@MACWE, What does that even mean in this virtual world?
@Moms bloody dildo, it means the you question the meaning of MACWE. When the meaning of MACWE is to question...
@Moms bloody dildo, he doesn't even know what it means
@MACWE, .....dafuq. Think about an awesome meaning today if you don't already have one. People are going to get over it and this won't matter(not that it already does)
@Medal Delivery Boy, My Ass Can't Wait Edward
@MACWE, just tell us goddamnit
@MACWE, I knew it would blow our minds. I will stop demanding to know the meaning of your name, however, I will ponder it for the rest of my existence.
@Medal Delivery Boy, waiting for what?
@Anal waitforit Warts, not warts
@Medal Delivery Boy, hah! Ok, but what?
@MACWE, does this mean you are also the Bruce Wayne commenter? Or are you just quoted Batman?
@Gus Guster, that's basically what's happening now.
An I the only one who skipped the picture and went to find MACWE's comment instead?
@Adreus, Too bad it doesn't exist
@Adreus, nope,.. 55555 day is more important!
So I had a banana today.
Finally the time has come!! But in other news, this picture is terrible.
Must All Catechize With Expectations?
This isn't even remotely funny im in the Army and I have lost some of my best friends to IED explosives I am highly offended by this picture
@schulz, well don't be. This pic was in no way mocking the army, only poking fun at the revive system implemented in some first person shooters like battlefield 3
@schulz, I don't think it's funny either. My fiance's cousin is traumatized from an IED explosion. He watched people get torn limb from limb. Awful.
@schulz, I agree with you, but it's just making fun of bf3's and MAG's revive system
MACWE= my ass can wield everything?
MACWE, tell us or I will ☝you!
@Banana user, master after carrots will evolve?
I love how I didn't even look at the picture. First thing i did was looked at the comments.
Tell us, MACWE!
55555? Should have given a more explainable pic.
MACWE= My Animal Crackers Weep Eternally?
So I went drifting in some gravel today, like I do most boring days, and all was going well until the last turn. I went into the ditch. My first car accident. Luckily my best friends brother pulled me out no problem.. just waiting for my dad to notice the small scratch marks (the ditch was maybe 3 feet deep, full of long grass) and a small crack in the bumper. But the good news is it runs fine still and I'm completely uninjured. I had to tell someone thank you!
MACWE's Asshole Cringes When Entered (by Invalid Chicken)
Men Always Cry When Erected
I love BF3, but when people constantly praise how realistic it is compared to call of duty , it's pretty annoying . Lets defibrillate this guy who got shot in the face 4 times!
@MACWE, You aren't really going to tell them the true meaning of your name, are you?
MACWE: Mom And Child With Ecstasy
MACWE: Macwe And Chicken Wank Each-other.
Who wants to know the meaning of my name?
@Moms bloody dildo, I would love to see a nice demonstration and explanation I how you got your name
Defibs are a thing of the past. Stimpacks are the way to go!
It's incredible how many people guess what MACWEs username means and 90% say Anus for the A and Erections or Ejaculation for the E.
@SWAT, amd masturbation for m
Guys, it's referring to Battlefield, as in those games even if you get shot to the head with a sniper rifle or get stabbend in the neck you can still be revived with defibrillators...
MACWE- Master at completely random events.....
Am I missing something?
@Mormons are awesome, yes. Because you think Mormons are awesome.
Well this is the moment of truth....
Date of upload: 5/14/13 7:00
I uploaded two pictures more than once and each time they haven't been on this app. Q~Q
Next clue: 7369
Battlefield logic at its finest!
Did you know in my country, Battlefield hacks you?
This is a battlefield bad company 2 medic joke
MACWE: My airplane can wash ears
Everybody's going on about MACWE or the oldest picture, but does anybody even NOTICE the picture? What the hell is going on in that?
*aliens guy* battlefield
Happy 55555th picture everyone!
I remember seeing the jew jitsu picture on newest a long time ago, i don't know if i was in the 34th picture time but ive been here for a few uwa
MACWE - Master at completely weird events*
Yahhhh he's alive high five, wait fu*k
Ok, thankyou for that thought! My brother fights in afghan for you internet wussy's!!!
Tis but a flesh wound
oh thats just nasty
True exposure of the Based powers.
It's only a flesh wound!
Haha I thought the same thing
Guys it's a pic making fun of BFBC2 medics
MACWE=Mayonnaise after chickens wear epaulettes
MACWE's Ass Craps Walmarts Econemy
Thats worse then mickey mouses hands
And thus, headless monks were born.
Get me MACWE
Come on macwe!!
Because fck logic that's why