I hate it when my fish's food is over.
@Aldegar, I prefer it under
Those are very artistic gill drawings....
@IAmDrunk, you mean Autistic.
@IAmDrunk, I thought it was poorly drawn hair
He should of bought him a bigger bowl for his birthday.
Goldfish have a 5 second memory they cant remember their own birthdays... Just sayin
@Niam Leeson, Darth maul kicked your @$$. Just saying...
@tbs7duke, do you know how many people i killed in taken?
@Niam Leeson, but you didn't kill no sith. I, on the other hand, defeated many criminals in my day.
@iwasbatman, but i trained you
My little brother once killed my older brother's fish by giving it too much food
Good luck to anyone taking APUSH or AP Euro today, we're gonna need it
@hondogsam, thank you! I am so screwed....
@hondogsam, I actually didn't think it was too bad. I expected worse.
I've been a user of this app since 2008 and decided to finally create an account just to say this. Why are there so many of these pictures that sound like they were written by non native English speakers. No native English speaker would say the fish food is "over". You would say it is "out" or "gone". I congratulate non native speakers for taking an interest in this app but if they could please word their captions correctly their pictures would be considerably more funny.
Stop commenting about the fish not being able to remember 3 seconds ago. You know what society? Potato.
Wow... Poison the fish on its birthday....
The one picture with red on black that actui works
Date of upload: 5/15/13 04:30
How is no one surprised that he tries to feed his fish confetti?!
But the goldfish remembered it?
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So the goldfish remembers? Wat. Goldfish memory is 15 seconds.
@Prince super Vegeta , no, it's really 6-8 months. It wouldn't remember but there memory is longer then those myths. And the myth was 7 seconds
My friend got a goldfish from the county fair once and fed it nothing but crushed up fritos it didn't live vary long.
False: fish have a memory of 3 seconds
"Confetti" magical fish super growth formula.
It doesn't even remember its own birthday.
I'm surprised the fish remembered his birthday
How would HE know its HIS birrhday?
How does the fish remember his own birthday? Last time I check I heard fish had not so great memory.
I hate it when I grow orange hair right after I finish feeding my fish!
I don't think a fish can remember it's birthday... You know, with a 3 second memory span and all
I don't even think fish can remember their own birthday.
The goldfish can't remember his own birthday
How does a gold fish remember it's birthday but can't remember three seconds ago?
No offense but the fish face you drew is very hard to understand
"I can't even remember my birthday!"
Took me a minute to realize what was going on...
Why the hell does the goldfish take up the whole bowl?
He doesn't even remember his birthday
It's sick and cruel to put goldfish in any less then a 10 gallon aquarium without a filter. -I am a fish person and studied live specimens for 8 years. Including the goldfish.
I dont think a goldfish remembers its birthday
I hate it when my head grows fish fins.
This is great.