I've never been more proud to be an American...
@Milton Waddams, and now I have a song stuck in my head. Thanks. Thanks a lot.
@Milton Waddams, 'murica
@Milton Waddams, I've never hated the fact that I'm American more than right now.
Dem man boobs
@Jiffy Pants, dos football abs
@Miss Chanandler Bong, hi
@Jiffy Pants, dat saucy twat crumpet
@Miss Chanandler Bong, dem man tights
@Jiffy Pants, pecs, not boobs
@I heart Ifunny , your username... GTFO
@Miss Chanandler Bong, Pleas tell me how you get like unlimited posts from funnyy pics
@I heart Ifunny , u should not be commenting with that username
@Superflyer2, He's probably doing it just to tick us off.
@TheAlGoreSortOfHipie, maybe just maybe, he's an ifunny spy!
Well to be honest Britain has its fair share of bad accents, take hull for example, England's very own Detroit, the accent in hull basically denies the existence of h and every word is pronounced in a low grey drone that seems like the person speeding is regurgitating the vowels.
@AtThePhrygianLion , I think you're mistaking it for French. That language sounds like you are throwing up the words.
@AtThePhrygianLion , I reread your post attempting this. Detroit's still has that topped. Btw.. were the wings even at the game tonight or was it their kids playing in dads uniform
@AtThePhrygianLion , or scouse chavs...Americans seem not to know about chavs...I wish I didn't.
@AtThePhrygianLion , think of bridol
@AtThePhrygianLion , *Bristol
@PornHub, if u think about it, the british dude sounds like he is describing them having some kinda gay sex... Just saying...
@PornHub, 'MURICA!!! *
@PornHub, F*CK YEAH
@PornHub, i visit you every day
gosh I'm English and I dot sound like a posh totty do I, oh my I suppose I do... well I better be off then tiddly doo!
Dingbangling. I think I'm gonna name my son that
How Russian accents sound: Da, comrade. bodka is good.
As a Brit I know we're just as bad!
Did anyone else get the idea the british guy was more profane than the American one? I'm not sure what that says, but I'm willing to bet it was pretty steamy...
America! F**k Yeah!
@The Legend of Kive, gonna. save the motherf**cking day yeah!
How American *MALES sound
@classof13, good point there
@classof13, how American females sound: Does this nude pic look good? Ooh food! Better put it on Instagram! Ooh clouds, a sky and a sunset! Better out it on Instagram! Am I wearing too much clothes? Is two pounds not enough makeup or should I add a couple more pounds?
This is actually really accurate.
Date of upload: 5/15/13 9:30
It's sad because I'm British and see Americans as that
False! That is how we sound to everyone! Not just the British!
MACWE I'm callin you out right meow
You dingbangled a todger!? Damn pedophile.
@PedobearWantsYou, can't be stealling the kids from pedobear
They all sound Texan to me. I'm sorry.
That's actually pretty accurate.
Is that Stan Smith
F*ck yeah, Romo!
Hi-res for "hamburguers in my face"
False : the guy in the image has abs.
That's how British accents sound in Americans' imaginations. And that's not how American accents sound to anybody
I'd still rather be American. 'Merica
Too bad English people say curse words so much more often
@cremated dolphin, no..... Muricans swear like troopers
This is the opposite of a problem!
Who here knows this a repost
Hamburgers in my face?
Super old repost! Anyone been here this long?
That's why I like being canadian eh?
Clearly whoever made this hasn't heard a Scottish person speaking! Still British but sounds completely different.
I love how the British one gets more absurd as it goes on. :D
Is it bad that this makes me horny?
*chuffed to bits *how Americans sound to the rest of the world ;)
I'm from Scotland and I don't sound a thing like that so this picture was a huge fail. Boom
American accent sounds like the majority of people.I have the misfortune of being acquainted with.
Damn right us Americans sound!
"Cause I'm proud to be an american where least I know I'm free" instantly popped into my head
@Milton ... Good for you, hamburger?
You forgot all the hashtags
Im looking at you 2, PornHub & Brazzers...
That picture itself makes me proud to be an American (where at least I know I'm free)
I'm British and I have to say it's true.
This made me laugh more than I'd like to admit
Couldn't be more wrong on the British accent because most of the people here are 'chavs' or wanna be gangsters with an IQ of 20
Change the American one to a morbidly obese guy who only knows the word McDonalds then you got a real English thought
I have never said or heard a British person say dingbangling. Just sayin
murica', f*ck yeah
Well.. I'm Canadian.
@Headfirst for Halos, go Canadians, eh?
Brits are nothing like the Americans think.
I was born and raised in London but have no idea what a "twat crumpet" is
Now which would rather be?
this is a really old retoast
I think they forget the phrase "I'm sixteen why would I need to use a condom"
America or the South?
Second is true. I am a bodybuilder and I ride bald eagles
@waffen ss, except youre German
Britain is 3 countrys with 3 very different accents, i mean england itself has loads of accents depending on where in england you go. So a british accent made no sence its annoying lol sorry to rant
@stuff n things, yeah they mean the accent in south east England
I fail to see the correlation between accent and diction.
When I think of Americans I think " Oh My god!!!!" In a nasal accent
Pretty accurate on American
I can distinguish between lots of different American accents, and yet when I attempt an American accent I sound like an aggressive cowboy from a Western...
@badluckdavid, it says "hamburgers in my face"
Thats actually a pretty good complement.
How can you have a "British" or "American" accent? Imagine if you spent a month in every country/state. What would you sound like?
Not really more stereotypical
And I thought I was the only one that says "chuffed as nuts" ... Phew.. Would a been awkward
Also, watch Skint. Then you'll know what many English people actually sound like.