Well I fapped for a total of 5 minutes on one video once.. Does that count?
@Amaizeing, was it violently?
@Colin Kaepernick, well it wasn't bent like that when I started
@Bjorn Helgden, omg I just laughed so hard
@Amaizeing, That's amaizeing!
@Amaizeing, stop lying, everyone knows that the longest fap ever was 45 seconds.
@The Martyr, Clearly you've never heard of Chuck Norris
@Bjorn Helgden, You just made me lol so hard.
@Bjorn Helgden, worst comment to see alone without the one you replied to..
@Amaizeing, I once stubbed my toe watering my spice garden and I only cried for twenty minutes
@Amaizeing, how much did your watch charge?
Just like most other people on funny pics
@said morgan freeman, his mistake was coming to the Internet for girl advice
@said morgan freeman, I have recently just acquired said girlfriend. I have made it!
@Bjorn Helgden, indeed
@said morgan freeman, I read this in Morgan freemans voice haha
@Bjorn Helgden, Shoulda went to google chrome instead...
@said morgan freeman, You will die For Commenting that... Im real close friends With Death and he is good friends with MACWE...
@said morgan freeman, no. Not even remotely close. Don't pigeon hole a community as being single just because they enjoy the same app as you. That's stereotyping. GG no RE.
@said morgan freeman, who else read that comment in his voice?
@said morgan freeman, can't relate. Engaged.
@said morgan freeman, i read your comment. Then saw your name. I reread it in his voice
@Sirius Amory, sweet job man just hold on to her
@said morgan freeman, i have a girlfriend, do i win the Funny Pics?
I have. I tried to kill her. She still loves me. I'm still with her in a way. She only lives three padded cells away from me.
I want a guy to do that for me
@MACWE, That made my day
I have learned from recent relationships that anything romantic you do for them becomes ways for them to mock you when the relationship ends
I watched a full length porn movie because the girl was cute ;)
I was expecting it to be one of those comments that ended up being from a movie
You guys like my new name?
@Dick McBig Balls, Not really.
you dont have an english teacher either
This is unrelated but I'm in class and the background on the school's laptop I'm using was changed to a tile picture of Nicholas Cage. So.
That put a smile on my face and then wiped it away at the last sentence.
@EmoBumPincher, that's like us. :)
Told a girl "F*ck you," gave her the finger, and ran away
Date of upload: 5/17/13 1330
Once in order to court thy faire lady in which my eye fancied I declared a reward for her capture. When the wench was captured I arranged a marriage ceremony and the land of Harrowind hath been ruled by artselves since. Together.
Imagination *insert Spongebob*
I'm eating food
Someone get this man a girlfriend
I once took my girlfriend of 8 months on a beach picnic. I cooked and packed two of her favorite foods, sea food raviolis and fresh asparagus fried in butter and garlic. After we ate I gave her a hug get behind after getting up to throw something away and as I hugged her put a 150$ silver necklace around her neck. One year later I finished my associates, move to Miami for college where she was soon to follow but instead cheated on me with 4 guys and got pregnant from one of them.
Run on sentences
I've had 1 girlfriend. Never again...
I did say most others not everyone "smh" people need to learn how to read now a days
I just got a girlfriend!!
Been there done that, women can be heartless.
Well he can date me if he wants, that's the cutest thing I've ever heard
*clap, clap, clap* That guy....deserves a girlfriend.
I know bro, I know
He probably posted the question and answered it on his own so he could feel like a troll while still coping with the fact that he has no girlfriend.
Once I kidnapped my crush's dog so she would think he ran away and I could show up to her doorstep, having 'found' the dog. However, she bought a new dog a week later, so I just kind of... Kept it
@Private Joker, Your Nuts...
Guys. I'm in the bathtub going through funny pics. Lets pray I don't drop my phone.
@Caaaaaarl, all i can say is you'll probably end up on popular if your phone drowns... If so Bye Carl till you get a new phone
If you ever get a GF, lock her in your basement...If You know what I mean....
And this is what we like to call a kidnapping
But that totally happened.. Yeah..