Repost joke time: Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the sky, and tell me what you see." Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.
@KiritoSAOHero, Well, he is a hedgehog after alm.
@KiritoSAOHero, repost joke time repost?! I don't know if you saw, but that one was just used a few days ago. But I still say if it's funny once, then it's funny twice.
@KiritoSAOHero, Sorry. I'm not always the brightest...
@KiritoSAOHero, the point of repost joke time isn't to repost jokes, I've seen this on funny pics before
@KiritoSAOHero, first of all...pitched a tent.
@KiritoSAOHero, That was f*cking hilarious.
@KiritoSAOHero, I LOVE YOUR NAME!
@FlyingGOPHER, oh sorry, no I hadn't seen this one before... Oh well I guess I can't read all the comments I am bound to make a mistake some time. Sorry again :)
@KiritoSAOHero, fnck you. I was TheRiddlerTeen. I posted this joke a few weeks ago.
Repost Joke! A man is in a hotel lobby. As he runs to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman and as he does, his elbow hits her breast.
They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 243.
@Bay Harbor Butcher, surprise motherf**ker!!
@Bay Harbor Butcher, who else is joining me in room 243 tonight?
@Bay Harbor Butcher, I like your name because it's a reference to a very good tv programme
@Bay Harbor Butcher, "What room are you staying in?" -Jim Gaffigan.
@Bay Harbor Butcher, just letting you know: I'm putting this picture in my favorites just for that joke.
Repost Joke Time; Harry, Bill and Steve are sitting at the corner bar, when Ted walks in looking distressed.
"Ted, you look awful. What's wrong?" Harry asks.
Ted says, "Last night I got really drunk and I was abducted by an alien."
Everyone is shocked. Bill asks, "What did the alien do to you?"
"All I remember is being anally probed," Ted says.
Everyone is horrified. "I heard that they'll do that!" Steve says. "What did the alien look like?"
Ted responds, "Carl."
Repost joke time: Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?
@KiritoSAOHero, that was a great video..
That's how I pick up kids, er um I mean uh *runs away*
Repost joke: I was sitting across this really hot Thai girl in a bus and kept saying to myself "please don't get an erection, please don't get n erection." It didn't work because she got an erection.
Dat... Eggplant shaped body?
@iLy, is no one else disturbed that her lady parts are just non existent!
I thought teenage girls today mostly liked five boys who barely play their own instruments and a half-guy, half-girl who throws up on his stage,
@Ted Mosby Suit Up, no I'd rather listen to Pink Floyd or Queen
Just how I like my women;)
@Not A Pervert, Flat-chested?
@Not A Pervert, no genitals?
I will be back in one second. Just have to go buy a guitar *sprints out the door*
@The Face of Boe, if there's a sale, buy one for me!
@The Urban Outkast , 2 guitars coming right up!
Ok I have time before MACWE and invalid chicken comment. I could say anything! Uh, uh, potatoes
@The Face of Boe, Judah ok dude
@The Face of Boe, I sell ukulele's... Will that work??
@The Face of Boe, how does the face of boe sprint out the door?
@the next big meme, very carefully
I can actually play the guitar. So what would she do for me?
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@Bay Harbor Butcher, the fact you said it once makes me dislike you. The fact you said it twice makes me hate you. The fact you said it in all caps the second time makes me hope you die a slow and hilarious death.
Has anybody read the terms and conditions of uploading pictures to this site? I'm pretty sure ErMerGerdPotatoe doesn't own 100% of cyanide and happiness content
@TheBlackDynamite, not to me mention that the cyanide and happiness thing at the bottom has been removed. Way to go, scumbag uploader
I. Actually. Play. Guitar. Okay got it that time.
No. This isn't C&H
@Captain Price, Yes. This is C&H. From a loonnnggg time ago.
I'm not sure what He expected.. but it probably was that she had boobs.
That's how I pick up kids I mean umm uh *runs away*
I just bought a 12 string guitar!
This has been reposted so many times. Smh..
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Play wonderwall :)
She is flat chested with no nipples.
Hi all :)
Well if anyone is considering getting a guitar, this actually works, except it's a bit slower process.....
Umm did she just out tan cloths on or is she just disappointing
Just..... Just waves and waves of orgasmic pleasure!!!!!!!!!
Looks like he... Struck a chord in her! *buh dum tss
Ok I know D, C and A chords. Lets start a band!
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Something's wrong about this body......hmmm......